Trump forced to sit next to toilet 
Mount Rushmore memes divide the internet 
Pizza mural outrage 
Does JD Vance bring calamity? 
‘Banana slurp’ bamboozles Google 
Sharp surprise in your chicken wrap 
Internet thinks JD Vance killed the Pope 
First date at Six Flags keeps getting worse 
‘Uncanny’ pet-to-human pictures 
Did you order bloody chicken wings? 
Trump admin’s bleak miner ad deleted 
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Hello fellow web crawlers! Andrew here. Welcome to today’s edition of web_crawlr.
Here’s the latest trending internet culture stories today: Trump’s revelation that “everything’s computer,” people sharing stories about how they knew a murderer before they killed, Cheesecake Factory customers revealing why a server ignored them all night, and a woman sharing a little-known feature on her Roku TV.
After that, our Senior Politics and Technology Editor David has a “Deplatformed” column for you.
See ya tomorrow!
— A.W.
WHAT?
Donald Trump’s ‘everything’s computer’ quote becomes a catchphrase meme
“Everything’s computer” has become the hot new catchphrase meme after Donald Trump used it to describe the dashboard of a Tesla.
WTF
‘No one believed me when I told them’: 15 people who knew a murderer before they killed share their stories
A bone-chilling Reddit post asked users who had personally known someone who turned out to be a killer to share their stories.
LABOR
‘Then don’t tip, give them what they want’: Cheesecake Factory customers say server ignored them all night. Then they reveal why
TECH
‘I don’t want another subscription’: Woman considers buying Samsung Frame TV. Then she notices this little-known feature on her Roku TV
While Frame TVs are seeing growing demand, at upwards of $1,000 or more, they are expensive. That’s why one person decided to share a hack she found on her Roku TV.
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By David Covucci
Politics & Technology Editor
Ukraine killed an Inforwars journalist, conspiracy declares
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Crawling the Web
Here is what else is happening across the ‘net.
A Walmart shopper is going viral after claiming that certain brands are misrepresenting how much product they’re giving to customers.
Little Caesar’s Taste So Good When U Ain’t Got A Bitch In Ya Ear Telling You It’s Nasty is a phrasal template meme born of a viral 2020 Facebook post by a man named Charles Zepp. The memes celebrate guilty pleasures.
Here’s why you need to take all your stuff with you when you deboard a plane—even the boarding pass you’ll never use again.
When it comes to fast-food restaurants, all of the best deals are kept under lock and key.
From the Daily Dot archive: Without live performances amid the pandemic, musicians relied on streaming services to stay afloat.
Question of the Day
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DO YOU HAVE A SMART TV? (LIKE A ROKU TV ETC.)
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