Thereâs nothing quite like a well-curated weird ornament collection to fix up a one-of-a-kind Christmas tree. Amidst the viral holiday hacks and trends, you can have a distinctive winter decor scheme with what TikTok deems as âweirdâ or âunhingedâ ornaments.
Thereâs no one place to look for these bizarre baubles. However, weird ornament enthusiasts have flagged go-to spots like Cracker Barrel, Kohlâs, Michaels, and Jo-Ann. You can even find the occasional oddball piece at secondhand shops or craft one yourself.
Without further ado, here are the strangest ornament finds, according to TikTok. From tampons to sharks in bathtubs, itâs, as NeNe Leakes once said, getting weird.
1. This snail ornament

Creator Birdie Wood (@thriftyweenqueen), whoâs arguably the patron saint of quirky ornaments on TikTok, discovered this gnarly snail ornament at Kohlâs. Itâs probably not for the squeamish, but it could make for a realistic setup if you added woodland elements to your tree. (Itâs also perfect for the Uzumaki fan, IYKYK.)
2. This air fryer

Kitchen appliances can be ornaments, too. If youâre someone who religiously watches quick-and-easy air fryer TikTok recipes, hereâs a weird ornament thatâs made just for you.
3. This ramen noodle pack

Have you ever wanted instant ramen representation on your tree? Hereâs your chance with this weird Target chicken flavor noodles ornament. It does have gold, red, and green Christmas colors.
4. This mustachioed cinnamon roll

A regular cinnamon roll ornament isnât as exciting as an anthropomorphic cinnamon roll. This colorful and mustachioed cinnamon roll person looks just as confused as we all are.
5. This chicken nugget dipped in ketchup

Maybe youâve seen the occasional quirky butter stick ornament, but this chicken nugget dipped in ketchup really takes the crown for the weirdest food ornament.
6. This random bacon strip

Of course, we should also give this pickle-shaped bacon strip (bacon-wrapped pickle?!) ornament an honorable mention if weâre bringing up weird food ornaments. Bacon for Christmas breakfast isnât enoughâŚyou also need it on your tree.
7. This Wonder Bread loaf

Although itâs undeniably weird, this Wonder Bread loaf ornament is honestly kind of cute. It even has little slices of bread inside!
8. This rainbow pill organizer

Forgetful about taking your meds? You can now have a glamorous rainbow pill organizer on your Christmas tree to remind you.
9. This Cyclops angel

Regular angels arenât going to cut it anymore if you want a truly unhinged Christmas. Get this one-eyed Cyclops angel instead.
10. This truly terrifying Humpty Dumpty

This freaky Humpty Dumpty ornament is absolute nightmare fuel. It low-key looks like Handsome Squidward had a child with an anthropomorphic egg.
11. This Botox needle
Other than knitting needles, you can also find Botox needle ornaments at Jo-Ann. This little tchotchke is perfect for the nurse injector in your life, or anyone wants to stay, as itâs written on the needle, âforever young.â
12. This felt Joe Exotic
This oneâs for the fans of Netflixâs hit show Tiger King. Joe Exotic also comes with a little (disproportionate) tiger.
13. This shark in a bathtub
It doesnât get any more unique than an ornament of a shark in a bathtub. Thereâs even a teeny-tiny rubber ducky floating in the bubbles.
14. This, um, tampon angel
TikTok creator @gracefullyamazeballs has a really weird family Christmas tree. This seemingly normal angel ornament is actually a repurposed (presumably unused) tampon. Reduce, reuse, recycle!
15. This set of teeth
If the tampon wasnât weird, hereâs a set of teeth in embedded in a good old-fashioned ball ornament. Itâs even a bit stained and reddish to give you those horror movie (or bad day at the dentist) vibes.
16. This anthropomorphic tooth

Speaking of teeth, I canât imagine anyone other than a dentist getting excited over this creepy smiling tooth ornament. Like the creator aptly put it, her aura IS threatening!Â
I have nothing against classic Christmas decorations, but itâs hard to deny the grotesque appeal of strange snails and tooth ornaments. If youâre committed to a weird Christmas, these are just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the world of bizarre ornaments.
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