David Britton
David Britton is a writer and comedian based in Rhinebeck, New York who focuses on internet culture, memes, and viral news stories. He also writes for the Hard Times and is the creator of StoriesAboutWizards.com.
Why Boaty McBoatface is the meme that just won’t die
Has “Ferry McFerryface” finally killed this meme?
On Nov 14, 2017 by David Britton
Meet the man who wants to compost your deceased pet
You might have lost a pet, but you can still gain a tree.
On Nov 13, 2017 by David Britton
These photos of mascots observing moments of silence are sadly hilarious
Mascots don’t talk, but that doesn’t mean they blend in during moments of silence.
On Nov 8, 2017 by David Britton
A toddler replaces the monster in this perfectly recut ‘Godzilla’ trailer
Godzilla might be scary, but toddlers are real.
On Nov 7, 2017 by David Britton
Journalist takes down Trump using only Bruce Springsteen lyrics
Bruce Springsteen’s “Atlantic City” might be the perfect theme song for the Trump administration.
On Nov 1, 2017 by David Britton
T-Rex man playing drums while dude gets arrested behind him is peak NYC
Nothing can distract this dino-man from rocking out on his bucket drums.
On Oct 26, 2017 by David Britton
Debate all you want, here is the definitive ranking of ‘non-canonical pasta shapes’
Tired of mac n cheese? This is the pasta list for you.
On Oct 25, 2017 by David Britton
TrumpsHair is the site that lets you add Trump’s hair to anything
Trumpshair.com will give you the world’s most infamous hairdo.
On Oct 17, 2017 by David Britton
There’s a simple tweak that’s giving Chuck Norris memes a new kick
Chuck Norris memes are back with a surrealist twist
On Oct 16, 2017 by David Britton
Tortoise and hare face off in real-life race, and guess who wins?
Will slow and steady actually win the race?
On Oct 6, 2017 by David Britton
The DadBag fanny pack gives you the dad bod you never wanted
The DadBag lets you strap on a beer belly whenever you please.
On Sep 20, 2017 by David Britton
A rogue woman is pooping all over the streets of Colorado
This jogger isn’t letting a little poop slow her down.
On Sep 19, 2017 by David Britton
Weatherman tries to pull off stealthy fart on live TV—and totally fails
Winds coming in from the south
On Sep 6, 2017 by David Britton
The only thing left in Houston grocery stores now is vegan ‘meat’
People in Texas are in need your help, but not your vegan sausages.
On Sep 5, 2017 by David Britton
‘Hey demons’ is the most fearless meme on the internet
‘Hey there demons, it’s me, ya boy’ is no way to greet the spawn of hell.
On Aug 30, 2017 by David Britton
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