A viral vortex of the dankest memes, savage roasts, and all the other ephemera of the Web.
Police pull over guy who tied an iPhone and tablet to his steering wheel
That's not what they mean by 'hands-free.'
Bakery apologizes after replacing baby Jesus with sausage roll in Advent calendar
This advent calendar is not Kosher.
Roy Moore quotes high school cheerleading film on Twitter, gets owned by director
Moore continues to dig himself into a hole.
Far-right journalist has full-on meltdown after losing Twitter verification
She did not take it well.
Trump swigs water during speech after mocking Rubio for the same thing
The sip heard around the world.
Photo of treasury secretary with sheet of $1 bills becomes instant meme
The captions write themselves.
Cards Against Humanity generates $2M in 9 hours to fight Trump’s border wall
The card game's border wall stunt is already sold out.
This edgy remake of ‘Arthur’ is the teen drama you’ve been waiting for
'Representation is just so bad that I found myself as a child coding animated characters.'
Congressman’s nonsensical Uranium One chart was just asking to become a meme
Connect the dots, sheeple.
NYC mayor’s aide cheeses off Twitter by badmouthing New York-style pizza
He says he doesn't want to be a 'phony.'
Iowa university police threaten to arrest student for making a Pop-Tart and American cheese sandwich
We hope nobody actually eats this.