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‘Cupboard boy’ Julian Assange gets roasted on Twitter, again
Assange is missing a sense of humor online.
Police seize 5,000 ecstasy pills shaped like Donald Trump
'Trump makes partying great again.'
Tucker Carlson claims Trump staring at the sun was ‘the most impressive thing’ a president has ever done
Tucker Carlson went extremely hyperbolic here.
Netflix concedes viewership defeat to moon with bitter tweet
Netflix can't compete with nature.
It’s Mayweather-McGregor fight week, and all Mayweather can tweet about is his strip club
This is not a good look.
‘Don’t look!’ shouts aide as Trump stares directly at solar eclipse
It didn't take eclipse glasses to see this coming.
Teen accused of Slender Man stabbing pleads guilty to reduced charge
The disturbing crime inches toward a resolution.
Moon Pie savagely owns Hostess with solar eclipse tweet
Total eclipse of the brands.
Tormund wants to make monster babies with Brienne—and Twitter can’t handle it
There is one relationship on 'Game of Thrones' that has to happen.
35 hilarious memes from last night’s game-changing ‘Game of Thrones’
We're heartbroken.
The surprisingly safe-for-work history of porn memes
Porn and memes make for a perfect combination.
Avocado macaroni and cheese is the latest crime against humanity
Twitter wants nothing to do with this low-cal recipe.
One image sums up how tiny and pathetic turnout was for Boston’s ‘free speech’ rally
Counterprotesters, though, did not disappoint.
Merriam-Webster schools Trump after ‘heel’ tweet flub
The dictionary is here to spell check, yet again.
This guy’s anti-circumcision rant could stand to be cut down a bit
The anti-circumcision movement is gaining ground in America, despite guys like this trying to "help".
Trump misspells the word ‘heal’ twice in tweet calling for America to heal
President Trump again can't spell.
Man tries to mansplain how books work to a woman author, gets owned by J.K. Rowling
Can a woman write books? Yes.