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The internet loves these unattributed John Malkovich quotes
A Wikipedia contributor added the quotes. But they're probably fake.
KFC only follows 11 people on Twitter and they’re all herbs or spices
KFC pulled of the subtlest of all Twitter jokes.
A mac and cheese dish at a potluck had Twitter united in horror
This is mac, and it is cheese. It is not mac and cheese.
Conservative group dons diapers to protest safe spaces at Kent State
Nothing says "take me seriously" like putting on a diaper and drinking out of a sippy cup.
Local restaurant busted for selling Popeyes’ chicken as its own
They really doubled down on this one.
Dude dressed as Pikachu arrested at White House
He wanted to be the very best—like no one ever was.
Wanted man delivers donuts to police after losing Facebook bet
Maybe everyone who turns themselves into the police should bring donuts.
There’s a Melania Trump body double conspiracy brewing online
It's understandable Melania Trump might not want to to be around her husband, but how far is she willing to go?
‘Snake Outta Compton’ is already 2017’s best movie
This motherf**king snake is destroying motherf**king Compton.