Craigslist is to the Internet what the classified pages are (were?) to print newspapers: It’s a website for people to sell or buy goods and services, find jobs, check out apartments, and make filthy, disgusting, personal connections. And because it largely functions as a zany virtual bazaar of assorted depravities, it often surprises and amuses. Humanity doesn’t get more human.

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No, sir, we will not bone you by the darkness of the total eclipse while your cat watches
May I present to you the most ridiculous Craiglist ad yet.
Delusional couple’s Craigslist ad for an assistant is 1,800 words of escalating horror
If you are the most impressive human being on the planet with every single marketable skill, this couple would like to hire you to clean up dog vomit.
Woman searches Craigslist for man whose ‘d**k pic cured my breast cancer’
Some people come into our lives for a day, but they leave footprints in our heart forever.
Study: ‘Pimps’ are doing business online, despite stings
But sex workers say researchers ignore how the internet has made pimps less necessary.
Dudes claim $50 reward for finding prosthetic leg stolen by beavers
This might be the weirdest lost-and-found story in the history of Craigslist.
Close Encounters of the Casual Kind: Women were on top at the DNC
Sometimes it takes a village to get your rocks off.
Real estate brokers are now using PokéStops to sell apartments
'Community driven building that is also a POKESTOP with a lot of perks.'
Woman on Craigslist roasts ex who gave her ‘breakup blender’
Hell hath no fury like a woman who receives a totally bizarre breakup gift.
Leaked DNC email reveals fake Craigslist ad planted to smear Trump
'The boss has very strict standards for female employees.'