smooth brain no thoughts meme

The origins of the ‘smooth brain meme’, where ‘all ideas slide right off’

“All ideas slide right off.”

On by Tricia Crimmins

Robert Pattison memes

The joy—and awkwardness—of Robert Pattinson memes

Pattinson in his tracksuit was also photoshopped into scenes from Twilight, making a full circle meme moment.

On by Tricia Crimmins

Worker says she had to ID eleven year olds after they tried to buy beer

‘You should’ve let it slide’: Worker says she had to ID eleven year olds after they tried to buy beer

‘What in the McLovin’

On by Tricia Crimmins

hand unscrewing outlet cover with caption 'I wanna know. Are there plants in there. I wanna know is it a dang plant OH it is a plant it is a plant' (l) hand unscrewing outlet cover (c) outlet cover removed from plug to reveal plants in wall with caption 'okay! why is there plants growing in our wall no' (r)

‘That’s definitely the “whyyyyy” of a homeowner’: Woman unscrews outlet cover to find plant growing in wall

‘You have got to call professionals in’

On by Tricia Crimmins

paramedic jokes about patient death, man responds

‘Disabled people’s bodies are not the basis of a joke’: Paramedic who joked about the death of a person with dwarfism called out

‘I am aware that I’m an a**hole’

On by Tricia Crimmins

Drunk woman hallucinating on plane exits before takeoff

‘That motherf*cker back there is not real’: Drunk woman hallucinating on plane exits before takeoff (updated)

‘I would HAVE to get off the plane’

On by Tricia Crimmins

Woman says after blocking her ex on social media, he reached out to her via Kindle

‘This is how Dateline episodes happen’: Woman says after blocking her ex on social media, he reached out to her via Kindle

‘Points for creativity’

On by Tricia Crimmins

men laying down mud flooring in house with caption 'when your contractor suggested you do a mud floor and you casually agreed but you didn't know it would be real MUD' (l) woman with caption 'when your contractor suggested you do a mud floor and you casually agreed but you didn't know it would be real MUD' (c) men laying down mud flooring in house with caption 'when your contractor suggested you do a mud floor and you casually agreed but you didn't know it would be real MUD' (r)

‘Pls tell me this is a joke’: Woman gets mud flooring installed in her home

‘I’m equally fascinated and equally scared’

On by Tricia Crimmins

woman with caption 'When I woke up this morning after blacking out last night to 40+ texts from my friends and found out that somehow i had POSTED A PICTURE OF MY CURRENT BF AND HIS EX GF TO MY IG FEED AND IT HAD BEEN UP FOR 7 HOURS' (l) woman in bed concerned reading texts on phone (c) woman with caption 'When I woke up this morning after blacking out last night to 40+ texts from my friends and found out that somehow i had POSTED A PICTURE OF MY CURRENT BF AND HIS EX GF TO MY IG FEED AND IT HAD BEEN UP FOR 7 HOURS' (r)

‘WHYYYY GOD’: Woman says she woke up to 40-plus texts after she blacked out and posted photo of her boyfriend with his ex on her Instagram

‘You can now get through anything’

On by Tricia Crimmins

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‘Imagine forgetting something when ur already late’: Viewers marvel at woman’s house accessible only by tram

‘POV: You randomly decided to buy a house only accessible by tram’

On by Tricia Crimmins

White woman's dark spray tan horrifies viewers

‘Someone needs to be honest with her’: White woman’s dark spray tan horrifies viewers

“Y r u darker than me I’m literally Black.”

On by Tricia Crimmins

Nordstrom employee announces last shift on intercom; Entrance to Nordstrom department store in shopping plaza

‘I’ve always wanted to do this’: Nordstrom employee announces last shift on intercom

‘Leaving retail is the best thing I ever did. Congratulations!’

On by Braden Bjella

Woman reveals she auditioned for Netflix's 'The Ultimatum: Queer Love' and is happy she didn't get on the show

‘A blessing in disguise’: Woman reveals she auditioned for Netflix’s ‘The Ultimatum: Queer Love.’ She’s happy she didn’t get on the show

‘I cannot explain how happy I am that we said no.’

On by Tricia Crimmins

Woman blackmailed her boyfriend after finding out he had cheated

‘Emotional compensation’: Woman blackmailed her boyfriend after finding out he cheated

‘Doing this if a man ever cheats on me’

On by Tricia Crimmins

Target customer explains that children's book from Pride section was marked as 'recalled' at checkout

‘Apparently they were getting backlash so they pulled it’: Target customer says children’s book from Pride section was marked as ‘recalled’ at checkout

‘I’ve never seen this before.’

On by Jack Alban

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