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Elon Musk’s Neuralink had to euthanize monkeys after they got his brain chip—now he says it’s ready for humans

'The test monkeys died horrible deaths... so of course it’s ready for human trials.'

On Dec 1, 2022 by Mikael Thalen

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Woman falls ill after encountering escaped lab monkeys—sparking new pandemic fears, wild conspiracy theories

Conspiracy theorists blamed everyone from Bill Gates to Hollywood for the crash.

On Jan 25, 2022 by Mikael Thalen

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The monkey of a UT coach’s partner allegedly attacked a child on Halloween

'A 11 /12 year old child should know better,' she reportedly said on her since-deleted Twitter account.

On Nov 2, 2021 by Kahron Spearman

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YouTube star under fire for posting video of monkey apparently smoking weed

PETA has taken notice.

On Jun 10, 2018 by Josh Katzowitz

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Monkey getting a haircut proves anything can be a meme

This snazzy monkey is taking over the internet.

On Sep 26, 2017 by Jay Hathaway

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Photographer who published the ‘monkey selfie’ agrees to donate some proceeds to charity

This case was bananas.

On Sep 12, 2017 by Josh Katzowitz

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This monkey probably can’t sue a photographer over a selfie, court says

'Monkey see, monkey sue will not do in federal court.'

On Jul 15, 2017 by Kris Seavers

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Walmart employee attacked by diaper-clad monkey in parking lot

You can't take him anywhere.

On Aug 17, 2016 by Miles Klee

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Monkey robs jewelry store, escapes with 10,000 rupees

This guy puts cat burglars to shame.

On Jun 8, 2016 by David Britton

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Introducing le monke, a meme so pointless you can’t help but love it

Le monke does not deserve to die.

On Jun 2, 2016 by Miles Klee

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We wonder what this monkey is typing on his MacBook Pro

How soon before he starts to win awards?

On May 27, 2016 by Michelle Jaworski

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The man behind the great emoji monkey debate reveals why he unleashed chaos

Monkey Emoji: Civil War.

On May 12, 2016 by Jay Hathaway

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Stealthy monkey blindsides innocent bystander with dropkick

He didn't see it coming.

On Apr 10, 2016 by April Siese

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Drunken knife-wielding monkey chases everyone out of a bar


On Feb 19, 2016 by David Britton

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Curious monkeys enjoy taking selfies with GoPro

They're ready for their closeup.

On Jan 21, 2016 by Ziwe Fumudoh