Elon Musk’s Neuralink had to euthanize monkeys after they got his brain chip—now he says it’s ready for humans
'The test monkeys died horrible deaths... so of course it’s ready for human trials.'
On Dec 1, 2022 by Mikael Thalen
Woman falls ill after encountering escaped lab monkeys—sparking new pandemic fears, wild conspiracy theories
Conspiracy theorists blamed everyone from Bill Gates to Hollywood for the crash.
On Jan 25, 2022 by Mikael Thalen
The monkey of a UT coach’s partner allegedly attacked a child on Halloween
'A 11 /12 year old child should know better,' she reportedly said on her since-deleted Twitter account.
On Nov 2, 2021 by Kahron Spearman
YouTube star under fire for posting video of monkey apparently smoking weed
PETA has taken notice.
On Jun 10, 2018 by Josh Katzowitz
Monkey getting a haircut proves anything can be a meme
This snazzy monkey is taking over the internet.
On Sep 26, 2017 by Jay Hathaway
Photographer who published the ‘monkey selfie’ agrees to donate some proceeds to charity
This case was bananas.
On Sep 12, 2017 by Josh Katzowitz
This monkey probably can’t sue a photographer over a selfie, court says
'Monkey see, monkey sue will not do in federal court.'
On Jul 15, 2017 by Kris Seavers
Walmart employee attacked by diaper-clad monkey in parking lot
You can't take him anywhere.
On Aug 17, 2016 by Miles Klee
Monkey robs jewelry store, escapes with 10,000 rupees
This guy puts cat burglars to shame.
On Jun 8, 2016 by David Britton
Introducing le monke, a meme so pointless you can’t help but love it
Le monke does not deserve to die.
On Jun 2, 2016 by Miles Klee
We wonder what this monkey is typing on his MacBook Pro
How soon before he starts to win awards?
On May 27, 2016 by Michelle Jaworski
The man behind the great emoji monkey debate reveals why he unleashed chaos
Monkey Emoji: Civil War.
On May 12, 2016 by Jay Hathaway
Stealthy monkey blindsides innocent bystander with dropkick
He didn't see it coming.
On Apr 10, 2016 by April Siese
Drunken knife-wielding monkey chases everyone out of a bar
On Feb 19, 2016 by David Britton