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Stealthy monkey blindsides innocent bystander with dropkick

He didn't see it coming.


April Siese

Internet Culture

Posted on Apr 10, 2016   Updated on May 26, 2021, 11:17 pm CDT

YouTube has taught us that monkeys are real crazy assholes. Sometimes they’re chill, like with these GoPro-wielding apes more focused on taking selfies than asserting their own self-importance. Most of the time they grab knives after a rough day at the bar and tear up hotel breakfast buffets. In short, they’re just like us.

This wild and crazy simian really drives that (exclamation) point home with a swift kick to the back of an unsuspecting man just trying to walk down the street.

The more aggressive humans of the world can certainly relate to wanting to break the backs of every slow walker clogging up a busy street. This monkey apparently doesn’t have time for even a single sole walking down a bare path. Make that city your own, monkey. Your mean mug owns these mean streets, apparently.

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*First Published: Apr 10, 2016, 6:17 pm CDT