woman speaking caption 'applying for jobs... after applying for jobs and just being depressed (l) finger pointing to resume caption 'applying for jobs... I made a joke resume and uploaded it and apply the resume looks like this' (c) woman speaking caption 'applying for jobs... and for the past 3 days I've been applying tp serious jobs with that oh my God' (r)

‘I’m probably not gonna get callbacks’: Woman says she’s been accidentally applying to multiple jobs on LinkedIn with ‘joke’ resume

‘I would hire you on the spot.’

On by Melody Heald
IRL
man speaking (l) man hands holding phone with LinkedIn on screen (c) man greenscreen TikTok pointing to comment 'I NEVER expect a 'thank you' note/email post interview. And if I do receive one, I do not factor that into my scorecard or feedback on the candidate. Because its not relevant to their qualifications'

‘Completely unnecessary and almost never genuine’: HR consultant says sending ‘thank you’ notes after interviewing is ‘one of the stupidest elements of recruiting’

‘The 1980s called and wants its recruiting mindset back.’

On by Dan Latu
IRL
finger pointing to search bar on LinkedIn caption 'go on LinkedIn and search the function that you're in' (l) woman speaking caption 'Manager 'we should put them on a Performance Improvement Plan because they are underperforming' 'What to do when you're on a performance improvement plan' (c) computer screen with 'Add note to your invitatioon' ' LinkedIn members are more likely to accept invitations that include a personal note' 'Hi! I'm writing to you to introduce myself and reach out for the role you're hiring in. Currently doing GTM Strategy work at Google in the SMB apps space and looking to grow my skillset at a smaller, high impact environment. Would be great to chat more. Jerry' caption 'add a note and send a message like this' (r)

‘What to do if you’re on a performance improvement plan’: Hiring consultant shares LinkedIn hack for employees who think they may be fired

‘You could fulfill every goal and they’d still be like bye bye bye.’

On by Jack Alban
IRL
man speaking in car (l)man at graduation holding diploma (c) man speaking in car (r)

‘What is going on with the workforce?’: Worker says he can’t get a ‘good job’ on LinkedIn with bachelor’s degree

‘I applied for literally 500+ jobs.’

On by Rebekah Harding
IRL
screen with Google search 'linkedin skill assessment answers github' (l) finger pointing at screen with search results 'GitHub - Ebazhanov/linkedin' (c) Skill assessments 'Check your skill level. Answer 15.. in the top 30%, and earn a skill... Recommended Microsoft Word Microsoft PowerPoint Google Ads' (r)

‘That’s not a life hack… That’s a cheat code for career mode’: Career coach shares ‘unethical’ life hack for LinkedIn skill assessments

‘Ok but then eventually someone will expect you to know the stuff.’

On by Lauren Castro
IRL
girl gets scammed by fake job posting on linkedin tiktok

‘If it seems too good to be true, it’s too good to be true’: Woman says she was scammed by convincing LinkedIn job posting

‘The scammers are getting smarter (or we are getting dumber idk).’

On by Lauren Castro
IRL
woman greenscreen TikTok pointing to company information page paragraph 'If you wish to speak with us regarding assistance or an accommodation related to the application process, please contact us at careers@tdstelecom.com' (l) woman speaking pointing finger up caption 'I've applied on LinkedIn so much and just can't get an interview. Resume is updated to the jobs I want.' (c) woman greenscreen TikTok over LinkedIn members on company page with arrows caption 'I SEND ABOUT 5-6 people emails this way!!' (r)

‘Here are actual ways to get a job’: Recruiter shares LinkedIn job application hack

‘I promise you it works, but you have to be willing to do this work.’

On by Braden Bjella
IRL
man speaking finger up (l) google search 'site:lever.co site:greenhouse.io site:jobs.ashbyhq.com site:app.dover.io' with resulting websites 'Lever: Recruiting Software for More Hiring in Less Time' 'Inside.Lever' 'Greenhouse: Applicant tracking system & recruiting software' 'Lever Engineering' (c) man speaking (r)

‘Tell me why I need a degree in job searching just to apply for jobs’: TikToker reveals Google hack for job searches

‘If you say LinkedIn, I’m literally gonna punch you in the throat.’

On by Braden Bjella
IRL
woman speaking hand on collar (l) hands holding iPhone with LinkedIn app on screen (c) woman speaking finger pointing to collar (r)

‘NO ONES SAFE’: Creator says her date could tell she stalked his LinkedIn profile—despite viewing it on private with a premium membership

‘Sue me for wanting to look at their LinkedIn profile to make sure they’re not an axe, crazy murderer.’

On by Lauren Castro
IRL
Donald Trump in front of Mar a Lago resort

‘Welcome to the Soviet Union!’: LinkedIn users are furious over the FBI’s Mar-a-Lago raid. Yes, that LinkedIn

Learn about the cabal while you look for a job.

On by Claire Goforth
Braden Wallake social media post about layoffs (l) Braden Wallake crying (r)

‘How do I make this about me?’: CEO posts crying selfie after laying-off his employees on LinkedIn

‘Sorry but tears dont pay the bills.’

On by Jacob Seitz
comedian doing standup in front of crowed caption 'LinkedIn is toxic' 'Guys, LinkedIn is the most toxic social media website.' (l)comedian doing standup in front of crowed caption 'LinkedIn is toxic' 'Have you seen some of these job acceptance posts?' (c) comedian doing standup in front of crowed caption 'LinkedIn is toxic' 'You deserve this- the guy's gonna be in sales at state farm.' (r)

‘Next time I get fired, I’m definitely posting a notes app statement on LinkedIn saying I entered the transfer portal’: Salesforce worker-turned-comedian blasts LinkedIn users for their job acceptance posts

‘Finally someone said it.’

On by Lauren Castro
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Mom Project Layoffs

‘Go-forward roles is one I’ve never heard’: Mom Project announces layoffs on LinkedIn with corporate speak, sparking debate

‘Just have a heart.’

On by Jack Alban
open doorway with caption 'Job hunting be like:' and 'What is this?' (l) young man in doorway (c) open doorway with caption 'He's been on Linkedin for like an hour' (r)

‘Why did nobody tell me that I was supposed to be doing this?’: Man discovers LinkedIn, sparking debate about online networking

‘I don’t even know the people in my connections.’

On by Rebekah Harding
IRL
woman speaking caption 'I'm fed up.' (l) Linkedin website 'World's Largest Profession...' (c) woman speaking caption 'I'm fed up.' (r)

‘This is the second interview this week that’s been nonexistent’: TikToker calls out interview scams via LinkedIn job listings

‘Are you telling me you faked this entire thing so I could download some noise-canceling software for free?’

On by Melody Heald
IRL

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