Cory Booker, eat your heart out.
If you've contracted a horrible case of Dysentery or Cholera in the past 24 hours, you can blame it on Kim Kardashian.
Clearly, we all decided to stay in and play Kim Kardashian: Hollywood tonight. Or at least, that was the plan.
It's like being stuck at the worst party with the worst person.
What's a game about celebrity without a way to cheat your way to fame.
The road to A-list fame isn't cheap.