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Play-Doh’s penis-shaped playset ruined Christmas for these parents

It's only the tip of the debacle.

On Dec 30, 2014 by Greg Seals

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The 13 weirdest things people had sex with in 2014

From a carp to a Hot Pocket, we had sex with a lot of inanimate objects this year.

On Dec 23, 2014 by EJ Dickson

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What happens when male BFFs see each other naked for the first time

It's surprisingly heartwarming and adorable.

On Dec 15, 2014 by Greg Seals

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Artist paints Kim Kardashian butt portrait with his penis

It's actually pretty impressive.

On Dec 11, 2014 by EJ Dickson

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Jiggler is a NSFW app that will transfix the 8th grade boy in you

And the app is just the start: Its creators have big plans for the NSFW app market.

On Dec 9, 2014 by EJ Dickson

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Art Basel protester arrested for whipping out fake dong has year’s best mugshot

Meet 27-year-old Kalan Sherrard, artist, street performer, and cop-troller extraordinaire.

On Dec 8, 2014 by EJ Dickson

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This woman really, really hates big penises

"It's too big, it's too wide. Big ego like Beyonce."

On Nov 5, 2014 by EJ Dickson

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Researcher wants to use ‘virtual reality penis sensors’ to asses sex offenders

It's used to assess sex offenders' probability of reoffending, and it's essentially an Oculus Rift meets penile polygraph.

On Nov 4, 2014 by EJ Dickson

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The 5 types of ‘Gone Girl’ essays you never need to read

We've had quite enough of these, thanks.

On Oct 10, 2014 by Miles Klee

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Scientists develop lab-grown penises

Hooray for the miracle of science.

On Oct 6, 2014 by EJ Dickson

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An Australian rugby fan whipped out his penis on live TV

And then he waved it around like he just didn't care.

On Oct 6, 2014 by Michelle Jaworski

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This full-pelvis jockstrap condom is too ridiculous to be real

Remember the Galactic Cap, the ultra-tiny “condom of the future”? Yeah, this is the exact opposite of that.

On Oct 3, 2014 by EJ Dickson

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Kelly and Michael make the iPhone 6 d**k joke we all wanted to make

"Well, that's underwhelming."

On Sep 11, 2014 by Miles Klee

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Counterfeit chastity belt could destroy your junk

Your wallet might be better off for buying cheap knockoff sex toys, but your junk certainly won't be. 

On Sep 9, 2014 by EJ Dickson

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Megachurch leader calls women ‘penis homes’ on religious forum

I think we all know who the real penis home is here. 

On Sep 8, 2014 by EJ Dickson