Accidental $200 Trump pizza 
Video game roasts Elon Musk 
Easy iPhone hack to catch a cheater 
Right-wingers outraged over chess piece 
Your partner is a cowboy, samurai, or pirate 
Trump’s portrait meltdown 
McDonald’s fries exposed 
Musk’s AI hates him (and Trump) 
Feathers in a Wingstop order 
Fake $100 tip is a Trump ad 
There’s a mermaid eating conspiracy (seriously) 
Finding your dad on a dating app 
Unbelievable hotel room discovery 
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Hello fellow web crawlers! Kira here. Welcome to today’s edition of web_crawlr.
Today’s top stories are about: breaking news about a ‘furry’ hacker breaching Scholastic, a woman who found something strange growing in her hotel room, Mel Gibson appearing on Joe Rogan’s podcast while his house burned down, and an expert tip about warming up you car in the winter.
After that, Mikael has a “Your Password Sucks” column for you.
Until next time,
— K.D.
Today in Internet Culture
HACKERS
EXCLUSIVE: Scholastic, education giant and ‘Harry Potter’ publisher, breached by ‘furry’ hacker
The data includes a mix of names, email addresses, phone numbers, and home addresses.
HOTEL NIGHTMARE
‘This is what I find’: Hotel guest checks into room. Then she opens the window shades
“In 18 years in the hotel industry, I’ve never witnessed this before,” one commenter wrote.
CONSPIRACY THEORIES
Mel Gibson’s Malibu home burned down while he promoted ivermectin on Joe Rogan
He said the drug cured three of his friends’ cancers.
THE MORE YOU KNOW
Expert shares the right way to warm up modern cars. It’s not how you think
A TikToker debunked a common myth about warming up your car in the winter.
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By Mikael Thalen
Staff Reporter
Your cell phone location data is in the hands of data brokers and now hackers. Here’s how to limit your exposure
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Crawling the Web
Here is what else is happening across the ‘net.
An expert revealed how you can keep your windshield clean during lovebug season. 
A woman was shocked and upset when she ordered a Dairy Queen Blizzard but the worker didn’t turn it upside down. 
A Home Depot worker claimed her position is the “easiest job ever,“ but not everyone agrees. 
A woman on TikTok discovered her insurance charged her for routine questions at the doctor’s office. 
Here’s a deep dive into the “Dog Closing His Eyes Halfway” meme that’s blowing up on TikTok. 
From the Daily Dot archive: From sponsorships to merch, college athletes can now use their personal brands to monetize the internet.
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Today’s Viral Video
Step aside, humans—fur-st class is for VIPaws only. 
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