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Hello fellow web crawlers! Andrew here. Welcome to today’s edition of web_crawlr. 

Here’s the latest trending internet culture stories today: How the internet reacted to yet another global tragedy following Vice President JD Vance, a woman taking a picture of her dream house only to end up dating the homeowner three years later, why everyone is obsessed with Australian twins who spoke in perfect sync during a TV interview, and how Uber is facing legal trouble over a subscription service. 

After that, the trending team shares with you their pick for “Main Character of the Week.” 

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See ya tomorrow! 

— A.W. 

⚡ Today in Internet Culture

😵 VIRAL POLITICS
‘JD Vance brings misfortune’: Terror attack in India latest calamity to befall Vance’s ‘cursed’ world tour

Global misfortune seems to be following Vice President JD Vance—and dark humor on social media is percolating.

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🏡 WOAH
‘Manifesting’: Woman takes picture of dream house while DoorDashing. She ends up dating the homeowner 3 years later

A woman says she DoorDashed for a mere day. On that day, she saw a house that she liked and snapped a photo of it. Three years later, she was able to walk inside of that house because she’s now dating the relative of the homeowner.

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👭 TRENDING
‘Nothing can prepare you for this’: Everyone’s obsessed with the Australian twins speaking in perfect sync about a carjacking

A pair of Australian ‘Twinnies’ have taken the internet by storm after a live TV interview showed them speaking in perfect unison while describing a carjacking.

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🕸️ Crawling the Web

Here is what else is happening across the ‘net.

🚗 This woman got mansplained to by an auto store worker. Then he learns what she does for a living. 

👩‍🏫 One teacher says she repeated a phrase she had been using her whole life to a student in front of an administrator. They then advised that she not say such things as they were inappropriate.

🍸 So this is what bartenders really give customers when they order espresso martinis during a rush. 

🍽️ A Chili’s server is clueing people in on what happens to those feedback surveys at the end of the meal. Here’s why it’s so important for customers to fill them out.

🧊 A woman bought a bag from a Reddy Ice machine. Then she discovered how it’s really made.

👶 From the Daily Dot archive: The many lives of the Dancing Baby, cyberspace’s first cringe meme.

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