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Hello fellow web crawlers! Andrew here. Welcome to today’s edition of web_crawlr. 

Here’s the latest trending internet culture stories today: How we tricked Google’s search with nonsense, how some right-wingers are terrified DEI will dictate the choosing of the next pope, why people are in full-on scavenger hunt mode for a lobster purse, and how scientists have discovered a new color. 

After that, our Senior Politics and Technology Editor David has a “Deplatformed” column for you. 

See you tomorrow! 

— A.W. 

⚡ Today in Internet Culture

😵‍💫 GOOGLE BAMBOOZLE
‘Banana slurp’ and ‘Cyclops vibing’: We fed Google Search’s AI nonsense phrases and it pretended to know them

After noticing that Google’s AI Overview would give a summary to most queried searches, we started experimenting by prompting it with nonsense phrases followed by “meaning.”

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⛪ VIRAL POLITICS
‘DEI Satan’: Conservative Catholics are already pledging to not follow any non-white pope

With the College of Cardinals soon moving to select a new Pope in the wake of Pope Francis’ passing, some right-wingers on social media are terrified that DEI will dictate the secret ballot.

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🦞 TRENDS
‘Will sell a kidney’: Women are literally begging chain stores for this viral beaded lobster purse

Shoppers are in full-on scavenger hunt mode for a specific, TikTok-viral white beaded purse covered in little red lobsters.

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🟢 THE MORE YOU KNOW
Scientists say they discovered a new color called ‘olo’, and apparently it’s mind-blowing

Scientists recently announced they have discovered a new, never-before-seen color called olo—but most of us still won’t be seeing it anytime soon.

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By David Covucci
Politics & Technology Editor

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🕸️ Crawling the Web

Here is what else is happening across the ‘net.

👀 In a viral video, a Cracker Barrel server found something unusual in the biscuit batter. Then it gets baked into the meal.

☎️ Prank delivery orders can be a nuisance not just for the recipient, but for the business involved.

🌯 If you’re eating a Trader Joe’s bean, rice, and cheese burrito, one customer says you should stop now.

👩 In a healthy relationship, it’s easy to become comfortable with a partner who fully accepts you as you are, for better or worse.

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