Rachel Kiley
Rachel Kiley is a writer who sometimes writes things and sometimes is based in L.A., but is definitely always on Twitter @rachelkiley.
“Wokery is gasping for breath”: Everyone is arguing about whether Sydney Sweeney’s American Eagle ad is a dogwhistle for eugenics
“Clear evidence that we are in FASCIST times.”
On Jul 29, 2025 by Rachel Kiley
The “Law & Order” theme song just got its own viral TikTok dance (it slaps)
“Fighting crime one dance at a time.”
Viral video has the internet accusing President Donald Trump of cheating at golf…again
“He is a man without honor.”
On Jul 28, 2025 by Rachel Kiley
Where is everyone? TikToks are painting Las Vegas as a ghost town—and the footage is eerie
“This is Trump’s Golden Age.”
“I think I might be going”: “South Park” fans think this subtle moment signals the show’s end
“Sweet death is about to come.”
On Jul 25, 2025 by Rachel Kiley
“Worst combination of words I’ve ever seen”: Elon Musk announces he’s “bringing back Vine”—with an AI catch
“Please don’t. Show some respect for the deceased.”
On Jul 24, 2025 by Rachel Kiley
“The efficient market at work”: American Eagle stock jumps after Sydney Sweeney’s denim ad
“American Eagle is about to go vertical.”
“Captain Planet was an op”: Netflix just announced a new “Captain Planet” series in the works, and the internet has already decided it’ll be “woke”
“More like Captain Woke!”
On Jul 23, 2025 by Rachel Kiley
Uber announced a new feature to match female riders with drivers who are women. So why are some men getting so emotional about it?
“Can I request a man in case I want an emotionally stable drive that can parallel park?”
“I’m tearing up”: Oakwood rapper Kreayshawn hits the stage for the first time in a decade after being introduced by John Waters
“Maybe everything’s gonna be alright.”
On Jul 22, 2025 by Rachel Kiley
“Reddit works because it’s human”: Company looks to hire “professional Redditor” to quietly influence other users
“I never thought I’d see the day where ‘Professional Redditor’ is a job, let alone a well-paying one.”
“I want that Bad Bunny cup”: Customers are divided over Subway’s “Happy Gilmore” $1 deal
“One of the weirder meal deals.”
On Jul 21, 2025 by Rachel Kiley
“This is how the world ends”: Here’s how the internet is reacting to Elon Musk teasing “baby Grok AI” for kids
“So you want your kids to be at a disadvantage later on?”
“Rejection is protection”: Shocked woman says man canceled date 30 minutes before it began because she doesn’t drink alcohol
“He had something for your drink I’m sure.”
On Jul 20, 2025 by Rachel Kiley
Here’s how the other late night hosts reacted to the “Late Show’s” cancellation—and Trump’s deleted response
“If CBS is not willing to invest in entertainment & defend its news shows, who needs them?
On Jul 19, 2025 by Rachel Kiley
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