For a secret society, the Illuminati must have a great press agent, because they are everywhere these days.
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We're all Disney's puppets.
Social media has given us unfiltered access, which allows us to interact with celebrities in a paranoid freefall.
This is the greatest counter-conspiracy of our time.
Previous targets of the mysterious hacker have included General Colin Powell, venture capitalist John Doerr and President George W. Bush.