tortoises

Tortoise and hare face off in real-life race, and guess who wins?

David Britton— October 6

giant tortoises having sex

‘F**k Tortoise’ saves his endangered species by having sex all the time

Jay Hathaway— September 14

jurassic tortoise

This miniature Jurassic Park is home to a fearsome pet tortoise

David Britton— May 3

tortoise with eggshell

Modest baby tortoise decides to leave his eggshell on

Miles Klee— April 21

tortoise bath

World’s oldest animal, a tortoise named Jonathan, takes his very first bath

Gabe Bergado— March 24

tortoise

New York tortoise walker is the best job posting on Craigslist

Gabe Bergado— March 9

bernie the tortoise

Fastest tortoise in the world can hustle about a foot a second

Gabe Bergado— September 11

tortoise

Tortoise defies society’s expectations and eats upside down

Gabe Bergado— August 18

Tortoise opens a door and lets himself into a house

Gabe Bergado— August 11

Tortoises pancakes

Tiny tortoises eating tiny pancakes will make you squee forever

Myles Tanzer— May 18

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When it comes to tortoise sex, Reddit is on it

Michelle Jaworski— March 13

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