Will slow and steady actually win the race?
On Oct 6, 2017 by David Britton
In praise of Diego, the Galapagos F**k Tortoise.
On Sep 14, 2016 by Jay Hathaway
But how long until he escapes?
On May 3, 2016 by David Britton
The new look for spring.
On Apr 21, 2016 by Miles Klee
Rub-a-dub-dub.
On Mar 24, 2016 by Gabe Bergado
Henry the tortoise needs some weekday fun.
On Mar 9, 2016 by Gabe Bergado
The hare has nothing on this dude.
On Sep 11, 2015 by Gabe Bergado
It could care less what you think. It's hungry and lazy.
On Aug 18, 2015 by Gabe Bergado
Slow and steady gets inside.
On Aug 11, 2015 by Gabe Bergado
Live slow, die slower, bad tortoises do it well.
On May 28, 2015 by Gabe Bergado
Good for them!
On May 18, 2015 by Myles Tanzer
The reptile gets a second chance at a mobile life.
On Apr 28, 2015 by Gabe Bergado
As close as you can get to a real-life Pokémon.
On Apr 17, 2015 by Gabe Bergado
This makes so much sense.
On Apr 15, 2015 by Christine Friar
Get online and pay for reptile porn like everyone else, man.
On Mar 20, 2015 by Miles Klee