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Jaime Carrillo

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Posted on Aug 15, 2017   Updated on May 22, 2021, 8:33 pm CDT

Why shouldn’t your spice grinders fall in line with your geek aesthetic? These nerdy spice grinders have your back next time it’s time to toke up.

1) That’s no moon!

While it can’t annihilate planets, this Death Star grinder works like any great spice grinders. The Zinc alloy grinder comes packed with a microfiber pouch for weekend trips to Coruscant.

Price on Amazon: $7.99 (regularly $8.99)

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2) Gotta grind ‘em all

Love grass types? Love “grass” even more? These Poké Ball spice grinders come in seven different designs from classic Poké Ball to Master Ball and everything in between. Amd when it comes to grinding spice, they’re super effective.

Price on Amazon: $8.98

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3) Hail the bronze crown skull

If you’re the kind of person in love with all things spooky, this guy is perfect. This three piece grinder pulverizes herbs in its brain, feeding the grounds into its mouth. Right royal, this one.

Price on Amazon: $7.99 ($9.99)

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4) For crossfaded fans

As any sommelier can tell you, nothing pairs with a good bud like a good brew. This grinder looks just like an actual can of beer, with sharp blades to ensure consistency. Kitschy enough to keep in your kitchen next to your bottle opener.

Price on Amazon: $13.99

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5) Unleash the dragon

Using this Dragon Ball spice grinder is perfect for summoning Shenron and other mythical creatures. Heck, you won’t even need the six other Dragon Balls, if you catch my drift. Powerful magnets ensure lasting freshness no matter what you grind with it.

Price on Amazon: $13.95

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*First Published: Aug 15, 2017, 8:25 am CDT