It’s mid-November, AKA the season of ugly holiday sweaters. Whether it’s the office party or just a regular ol’ Thursday, donning a funny, ugly Christmas sweater can only make it better.
But being funny isn’t good enough – the best ugly sweaters are also unique and speak to our character. Which, if you don’t have any spare time this busy season, finding the perfect holiday sweater might fall to the bottom of your list.
Luckily, with a little holiday magic (ahem, help from your friends at the Dot) it can be done in just one night! Whew, even Kris Kringle would be impressed.
Ugly holiday sweaters you can buy online
1) Hang in there, pal, the season for SAD is almost over
Channel your inner sloth by wearing it on your ugly Christmas sweater!
Price: $27.51
2) Mama Mia! Look at this knitted beauty!
Rep one of the best video game franchises with pride and throw on this Super Mario Brothers-themed sweater for the holidays.
Price: $39.99-49.99
3) O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree, how lovely are thy...bottle opener?
Designated driver? Not this holiday season. Make the most of your time by keeping your bottle opener close, and your friends closer.
Price: $49.95
4) Time for the charm bomb to explode!
Everyone’s favorite Tina is finally here for the holiday season. Get ready to blow the competition away at the ugly Christmas sweater party.
Price: $44.99
5) We found the best ugly Christmas sweater, folks
Who said that Santa rides in a big red sleigh instead of on the back of a unicorn? Whoever it was got it wrong, but this galactic-myth-holiday sweater certainly got it right.
Price: $69.95
6) Luminous beings, we are
Can you get more iconic than Master Yoda in a Christmas robe? We don’t think so. Show up and show out this Christmas with the ultimate Yoda sweater.
Price: $49.99
7) HBD, bro
What better way to pay homage to the big man upstairs than with a classy “HBD Jesus” Christmas sweater?
Price: $39.95
8) Open Up the Box For A Special Surprise
There’s no rule book to the ugly Christmas sweater and showing up with a little crude humor is never looked down on. Make your friends giggle and your family fake gasp with this hilarious Santa sweater.
Price: $49.95
9) Become Your Own Christmas Gift This Season
Become your own best Christmas gift with this wrapped up ugly Christmas sweater.
Price: $29.95
10) Happy Holidays, homies!
Take the cool approach and chill with the snow-mies this holiday season.
Price: $29.95
11) I love him, I know him, y’all!!!
Price: $49.99
12) An out-of-this-world type of ugly sweater if you know what I mean
Take the high chimney and let your Santa do his business in peace with this hilarious ugly Christmas sweater.
Price: $44.95
13) Keep the change
Possibly one of the most iconic Christmas lines ever deserves to be featured on your Christmas sweater this holiday season.
Price: $35.99
14) They don’t call him the “big guy up north” for no reason
Crude pun’s are the best when they’re made on ugly Christmas sweaters with Santa. Case in point, see above.
Price: $59.95
15) Tis the season to get riggity riggity wrecked!
Price: $49.95
16) The Force is strong with this one
Price: $33.95
17) We wish you a meowy Christmas and a happy New Year!
Cat lovers unite over this to-die-for Christmas cat sweater. Its perfect, if you’re into this kind of thing.
Price: $37.99
18) It’s All Fun and Games Until Someone Gets Too Drunk
Turn your boring old Christmas sweater into an interactive drinking game and you’ll be the life of the party!
Price: $69.95
19) Tap Into Your Inner Zelda Fan With This Sweater
Show your pride for the kingdom of Hyrule with this awesome Zelda knit sweater.
Price: $34.99
20) The Best Ugly Christmas Cardigan
Upgrade from the tacky old Christmas sweater to the new and improved tacky Christmas cardigan! It’s a win all around.
Price: $69.95
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