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Puff, puff, pass… that present!
In need of stoner gifts that don’t involve re-upping? This guide is intended to help bridge the gifting gap between non-smokers and pot enthusiasts. But if you don’t need the memo (because you already have it) you might want to consider picking up one of these dank accessories for yourself. Ya know, since, 4/20 is right around the corner.
The best stoner gifts you can buy online
This book is exactly what it sounds like: a surefire way to get your rolling skills to become artful, conversation pieces. Using origami-style techniques, you’ll take that boring old joint and turn it into a highly-regarded masterpiece. Note: this book isn’t recommended for beginners.
Perfect for poolside smoke sessions.
Because who wouldn’t want to roll with just one hand?
Sulfate and Paraben-free, this detoxifying facial is gentle enough for all skin types and will help to make skin feel fresh, cleansed, and softer than ever!
If you’re a fan of making fun of your friends, you’ll love this party game. Played similarly to Cards Against Humanity, each round a card is drawn and every player gets a say as to which player would be most likely to do whatever is on the card and why. Then the player who receives the most votes wins that card and the player with the most cards loses the game. Buyer beware…this game isn’t for those that are easily offended.
If you’re looking for the perfect gift for the stoner that has everything, you’re staring at it. This mug allows any pot enthusiast to start (or end) their day on the right foot. It’s designed to hold 10oz of coffee or tea all while allowing for ideal airflow.
This little thing may look like nothing more than a notebook, but it’s actually the perfect gift for any cannabis connoisseur. The logbook is designed with specific pages for any user to note names of strains, its qualities, likes and dislikes. There are even infographics and other guides to help authors really get into the nitty-gritty of their bud.
If you’re gifting a special friend, I hear this special lube pairs well with special brownies! And if you need some toy suggestions, we have a few:
Fridge poetry has taken the internet by storm. And now there’s a little box to match your (or your friend’s) choice of words. With over 70 magnetic, cannabis-related phrases to choose from, your haikus will be fire. You can easily use this box on its own or for even more fun in combination with other magnets.
Ideal for all your baking needs.
Price: $5.89 (regularly $8.49)
11) RAW bundle
What do you get the stoner friend who has everything? A rolling set, duh! Unlike glass, papers aren’t reusable so if they prefer to smoke something they rolled, they’ll always be in need of papers. Which is why this 11-piece rolling kit makes the perfect gift. It has everything one could need to perfect their roll–from start to finish. The kit includes an assortment of king-size packs of RAW papers (RAW Classic, RAW Organic, and RAW Black), an air-tight and waterproof carrying case with a built-in rolling tray, the RAW 110mm Cigarette Maker, pre-rolled rips, a magnifying card, RAW hemp wicks, a grinder, three smell-proof containers, and more.
Just because your friend is vegan doesn’t mean they don’t like to bake (see what we did there). And now they can make their very own special edibles all thanks to you and The Vegan Stoner Cookbook. This book is filled to the brim with tasty, fool-proof recipes for breakfast, lunch, dinner and of course, snacks! Who knew eating your greens could be so easy? And if you’re looking for even more ways to cook with weed, check out our roundup of the best marijuana-friendly cookbooks.
Price: $14.44 (regularly $16.99)
Some people call their close friends their best friends, but others prefer the term best buds. After all, those who light up together, stay together, right? Well if that’s the case for you and your bestie than you should gift them this handmade cuff. It’s adjustable, so it’ll fit any wrist with ease – not to mention, look great. So you may as well order two! One for you and the other for your best bud.
If you’re staying in hotels, an apartment, or just don’t want to risk having your room reek, you need a personal air filter like the Smoke Buddy. It’s easy to use, convenient and it’s always better to be safe than sorry! So if you’re planning to smoke somewhere that doesn’t allow it (like mom and dad’s house) the Smoke Buddy is your new BFF.
Price: $13.13 (regularly $19.99)
The Mona Lisa is great and all, but you know what would make it better? Weed culture. And lucky for you (or your loved one) you can get your very own Stona Lisa wall décor for just over $30! So now you can display your love for the high life and art in one incredible tapestry.
16) Toking Hazard
If you’ve never played Joking Hazard, you’ll want to after seeing this expansion. It takes everything you love about the create-your-own-comic game and makes it a little more potent with high-larious 4/20-related humor.
17) The Cannabis Encyclopedia: The Definitive Guide to Cultivation & Consumption of Medical Marijuana
I feel like we should all have a copy of this.
Price: $36.99 (regularly $50)
Regardless of how you’re going to light up, science says it’s best to grind up your product first. Why? Well, running your herb through a grinder leaves you with finer particles, meaning it’ll burn slower (and overall better). Plus, the grinder leaves the crystals intact, versus breaking the nugs up by hand which transfers these precious crystals to your fingers. Sad! So if you want the ultimate cannabis experience, you need a grinder. These pleasantly priced Chromium Crusher grinders have everything you could ask for: sharp teeth, a magnetic top layer, multiple chambers, and a kief catcher.
19) HUF socks
If you don’t own a pair of marijuana-printed HUF socks, you’re not a certified stoner. These are the rules, we don’t make them – just enforce them. And isn’t part of being a stoner telling people that you’re a stoner? If so, quit wasting your breath and stop talking (clearly your mouth has better things it can be doing, anyway). Show off your love for all things dank with a part of your very own body that can smell skunky sometimes…your feet!
There’s no better way to keep someone occupied than with a coloring book. They’re fun, require little to no artistic ability and can help you relax and unwind after a full day. And this stoner-specific coloring book features over 40 trippy, poetic and hilarious doodles that just need some color to be complete.
Price: $10.20 (regularly $16)
There’s nothing the sophisticated smoker could use more than something that represents their personality and interests – and a Sherlock Holmes-style pipe does just that. So now they can look cultured and stylish every time they light up.
If you’ve ever had the privilege of watching someone try to feed themselves after smoking, then you know what a challenge it can be for them. Suddenly they’re overwhelmed with feelings of hunger and indecision. So why not help them out by gifting them anything (and everything) they could ever crave? From salty to sweet to crunchy to chewy, the CraveBox covers it all. The munchies don’t stand a chance.
If you’re big on BYOB (bringing your own bong) then you know you need an elite case. After all, glass is expensive and it breaks with ease. Luckily, there are carrying cases that will protect your piece and keep the odors from traveling outside. So even if you’re a stationary user, you could benefit from one of these Vatra cases. After all, who wants their room to smell like bong water? No thanks! We can all agree to pass on that one.
24) Formula 420
This grime-busting solution will take any glass piece from nasty to brand-spankin’-new in just a matter of minutes. Plus, its biodegradable formula is environmentally-friendly and safe to use. After all, who would want to breathe in toxic chemicals just because they wanted a clean and germ-free piece? The answer is no one.
If your friend is a fan of dramedies, then you should gift them their next favorite series to binge. “Weeds” follows Nancy Botwin as she faces widowhood which she is completely unprepared for. After the sudden death of her husband, Botwin’s life begins to spin out of control. So to avoid poverty and keep her kids in suburbia (as well as keep up appearances) what does the soccer mom do? She becomes the neighborhood pot dealer – but the transition isn’t a smooth one.
Consider this expansion pack the kief to your original CAH deck, a little sprinkle goes a long way.
27) WEED the Game
This fast-paced, competitive board game lets you live your best life as a pot farmer. You’ve been granted a prescription permit, which allows you to grow high-quality weed on your very own farm. Players start with $1,000 and seven resources – like seeds, plants, soil, and fertilizer. Using these resources and your own creative strategy, you’ll turn seeds to plants and plants to pounds in order to harvest and sell your stock for big bucks. That is if you want to win the game, anyway.
Whether you want to zen out or just cover up your tracks, incense will help you get there. And since you literally burn through these babies, it’s never a bad idea to gift them to your favorite smoker.
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Marisa Losciale specializes in NSFW culture, audio gear, and photography. A former editorial and photo director for Spoon University at SUNY New Paltz, her work has been featured in the Rockwell Center for American Visual Studies, Post-Trash, the New Paltz Oracle, and the Legislative Gazette.