Puff, puff, pass… that present!
We all have one: the token stoner friend. Their eyes are always red and sometimes they overthink things, leading to rambling philosophical debates. But that doesn’t mean we love them any less! It just makes holiday shopping for them a little tough, because well, we’re not about to re-up for you.
Nevertheless, it doesn’t mean their gift can’t be reflective of their personality or interests. Which is why we bring to you our superb stoner gift guide – to help bridge the gifting gap between non-smokers and pot enthusiasts.
There’s no better way to keep someone occupied than with a coloring book. They’re fun, require little to no artistic ability and can help you relax and unwind after a full day. And this stoner-specific coloring book features over 40 trippy, poetic and hilarious doodles that just need some color to be complete.
Price on Amazon: $10.20 (regularly $16)
This fast-paced, competitive board game lets you to live your best life as a pot farmer. You’ve been granted a prescription permit, which allows you to grow high quality weed on your very own farm. Players start with $1,000 and seven resources – like seeds, plants, soil and fertilizer. Using these resources and your own creative strategy, you’ll turn seeds to plants and plants to pounds in order to harvest and sell your stock for big bucks. That is if you want to win the game, anyway.
Price on Amazon: $35.00
3) Pax 3
Even if you don’t smoke, you’ve most likely heard of PAX. And that’s because their portable vaporizers use advanced technology to enhance the user’s experience. And those high standards didn’t change with the release of the PAX 3, but the experience sure did. Not only can users vape their favorite loose leaf samples, now they can easily make the switch to extracts. Previously PAX only supported dry herbs, but with the PAX 3 users can easily change out the chambers to vape their choice of extracts and oils. And the features that users know and love, like the rechargeable and long lasting battery and LED interface that relays temperature, are still there. And with use of the app, users can pair their device to a smartphone or tablet and take complete control of their vaping experience. The app allows users to set their desired temperature, monitor their vaping and even play games.
There’s no better way to say “happy holidaze” than gifting a Stoner Claus tee. Made from 100% cotton and available in every size from small to 3XL, the tee will bring comfort (and some laughs) to anyone who wears it.
Price on Amazon: $8.95
Just because your friend is vegan doesn’t mean they don’t like to bake (see what we did there). And now they can make their very own special edibles all thanks to you and The Vegan Stoner Cookbook. This book is filled to the brim with tasty, fool-proof recipes for breakfast, lunch, dinner and of course, snacks! Who knew eating your greens could be so easy?
Price on Amazon: $14.22 (regularly $16.99)
Some people call their close friends their best friends, but others prefer the term best buds. After all, those who light up together, stay together, right? Well if that’s the case for you and your bestie than you should gift them this handmade cuff. It’s adjustable, so it’ll fit any wrist with ease – not to mention, look great. So you may as well order two! One for you and the other for your best bud.
Price on Amazon: $18.00
If your friend is a fan of dramedies, then you should gift them their next favorite series to binge. “Weeds” follows Nancy Botwin as she faces widowhood which she is completely unprepared for. After the sudden death of her husband, Botwin’s life begins to spin out of control. So to avoid poverty and keep her kids in suburbia (as well as keep up appearances) what does the soccer mom do? She becomes the neighborhood pot dealer – but the transition isn’t a smooth one.
Price on Amazon: $65.46+
The Mona Lisa is great and all, but you know what would make it better? Weed culture. And lucky for you (or your loved one) you can get your very own Stona Lisa wall décor for just over $30! So now you can display your love for the high life and art in one incredible tapestry.
Price on Amazon: $32.00
Regardless of how you’re going to light up, science says it’s best to grind up your product first. Why? Well, running your herb through a grinder leaves you with finer particles, meaning it’ll burn slower (and overall better). Plus, the grinder leaves the crystals intact, versus breaking the nugs up by hand which transfers these precious crystals to your fingers. Sad! So if you want the ultimate cannabis experience, you need a grinder. These pleasantly priced Aerospaced grinders have everything you could ask for: sharp teeth, a magnetic top layer, multiple chambers and a kief catcher.
Price on Amazon: $18.95+
What do you get the stoner friend who has everything? A rolling set, duh! Unlike glass, papers aren’t reusable so if they prefer to smoke something they rolled, they’ll always be in need of papers. Which is why this 17-piece rolling kit makes the perfect gift. It has everything one could need to perfect their roll – from start to finish. The kit includes: five packs of RAW Organic 1 ¼ rolling papers, a rolling tray, three-way shredder card, rolling machine, joint to-go cases and a hydrostone.
Price on Amazon: $29.98
11) Formula 420
This grime-busting solution will take any glass piece from nasty to brand-spankin’-new in just a matter of minutes. Plus, its biodegradable formula is environmentally-friendly and safe to use. After all, who would want to breathe in toxic chemicals just because they wanted a clean and germ-free piece? The answer is no one.
Price on Amazon: $12.93
If you’ve ever had the privilege of watching someone try to feed themselves after smoking, then you know what a challenge it can be for them. Suddenly they’re overwhelmed with feelings of hunger and indecision. So why not help them out by gifting them anything (and everything) they could ever crave? From salty to sweet to crunchy to chewy, the CraveBox covers it all. The munchies don’t stand a chance.
Price on Amazon: $31.30+
13) HUF socks
If you don’t own a pair of marijuana-printed HUF socks, you’re not a certified stoner. These are the rules, we don’t make them – just enforce them. And isn’t part of being a stoner telling people that you’re a stoner? If so, quit wasting your breath and stop talking (clearly your mouth has better things it can be doing, anyway). Show off your love for all things dank with a part of your very own body that can smell skunky sometimes…your feet!
Price on Amazon: $14.98
If you’re big on BYOB (bringing your own bong) then you know you need an elite case. After all, glass is expensive and it breaks with ease. Luckily, there are carrying cases that will protect your piece and keep the odors from traveling outside. So even if you’re a stationary user, you could benefit from one of these Vatra cases. After all, who wants their room to smell like bong water? No thanks! We can all agree to pass on that one.
Price on Amazon: $27.00+
Whether you want to zen out or just cover up your tracks, incense will help you get there. And since you literally burn through these babies, it’s never a bad idea to gift them to your favorite smoker.
Price on Amazon: $6+
This little thing may look like nothing more than a notebook, but it’s actually the perfect gift for any cannabis connoisseur. The logbook is designed with specific pages for any user to note names of strains, its qualities, likes and dislikes. There’s even infographics and other guides to help authors really get into the nitty-gritty of their bud.
Price on Amazon: $16.49
There’s nothing the sophisticated smoker could use more than something that represents their personality and interests – and a Sherlock Holmes-style pipe does just that. So now they can look cultured and stylish every time they light up.
Price on Amazon: $19.99+
If you’re staying in hotels, a dorm, or just don’t want to risk having your room reek, you need a personal air filter like the Smoke Buddy. It’s easy to use, convenient and it’s always better to be safe than sorry! So if you’re planning to smoke somewhere that doesn’t allow it (like mom and dad’s house) the Smoke Buddy is your new BFF.
Price on Amazon: $14.12 (regularly $19.95)
Fridge poetry has taken the internet by storm. And now there’s a little box to match your (or your friend’s) choice of words. With over 70 magnetic, cannabis-related phrases to choose from, your haikus will be fire. You can easily use this box on its own or for even more fun in combination with other magnets.
Price on Amazon: $8.95
20) A Roach Pin
Not to be blunt, but we all know someone who refuses to smoke anything not in a wrap. Which is totally fine, it’s your prerogative! But if you’re looking to get them a gift that appropriates weed culture, you’re limited. Yes, you could buy them a bunch of Dutch Masters but it’s only a matter of time until the wraps dry out and they all go to waste. So you’d be better off with something a little more artificial (and artsy) like this cute lil pin!
Price on Etsy: $15.00+
This book is exactly what it sounds like: a surefire way to get your rolling skills to become artful, conversation pieces. Using origami-style techniques, you’ll take that boring old joint and turn it into a highly-regarded masterpiece. Note: this book isn’t recommended for beginners.
Price on Amazon: $16
If you’re looking for the perfect gift for the stoner that has everything, you’re staring at it. This mug allows any pot enthusiast to start (or end) their day on the right foot. It’s designed to hold 10oz of coffee or tea all while allowing for ideal airflow – there’s even a carb on the side!
Price on Amazon: $24.75
If you’re a fan of making fun of your friends, you’ll love this party game. Played similarly to Cards Against Humanity, each round a card is drawn and every player gets a say as to which player would be most likely to do whatever is on the card and why. Then the player who receives the most votes, wins that card and the player with the most cards loses the game. Buyer beware…this game isn’t for those that are easily offended.
Price on Amazon: $18.00
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