Next time you want to stab your boss, stab this pen holder instead

Humor is in the eye of the beholder, or something like that.

This Dead Fred Pen Holder takes a boring office item and makes it a conversation starter. Made with silicon rubber, no pens were harmed in the making of this holder. If you long to kill some super annoying person you work with, just go back to your desk and stab this instead. It might not be as fulfilling, but at least it’s legal.

For those of you who enjoy a little quirky, dark humor in your everyday life, we’re just letting you know that this is a thing, and you can get it for $12.

Buy it here

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