david-britton

David Britton


David Britton is a writer and comedian based in Rhinebeck, New York who focuses on internet culture, memes, and viral news stories. He also writes for the Hard Times and is the creator of StoriesAboutWizards.com.

hangover

23-year-old claims to have invented a pill that prevents hangovers

This 23-year-old cannot cure your hangover

On May 17, 2017 by David Britton

Moes sign

You can now buy your own inflatable Moe’s Tavern

Now you can own your own inflatable version of Springfield's most iconic pub.

On May 16, 2017 by David Britton

bbc sandwich video

BBC reports that it’s possible to make a sandwich

Its British sandwich week, and the British seem out of things to say about it.

On May 16, 2017 by David Britton

Brad Pitt as Jesse James looking at horse painting, Marge Simpson looking at a sailboat painting

Did ‘The Simpsons’ predict every movie and TV show ever?

There seems to be no end to things 'The Simpsons' has predicted.

On May 15, 2017 by David Britton

United plane with chicken nugget engines

United’s attempt to win over the Wendy’s Nuggets Kid backfired horribly

Carter Wilkerson got his year's worth of free Wendy's nuggets. Now United Airlines wants a piece of that good PR.

On May 11, 2017 by David Britton

neil degrasse tyson

Neil deGrasse Tyson falls over when he takes his pants off, just like the rest of us

It's OK, Neil deGrasse Tyson, we've all been there.

On May 10, 2017 by David Britton

bear chases mountain bikers

Watch a big ol’ bear try and chase down a mountain biker

This bear was clearly unhappy with humans peddling through his forest.

On May 9, 2017 by David Britton

danielle bregoli david spade

‘Cash Me Ousside’ girl owns David Spade on Instagram

David Spade might be the King of Burns, but he was no match for the "Cash Me Ousside" girl.

On May 8, 2017 by David Britton

Steve, a Trader Joe's employee, comes between a bird and its nest

Man tries to demonstrate how a bird protects its nest, ends up getting attacked

What better way to demonstrate how a bird defends its nest than by letting it attack you?

On May 8, 2017 by David Britton

Woman kissing dog in prom dress

Dog gets matching dress and goes to people prom

This girl wasn't going to leave her best friend home alone on prom night.

On May 5, 2017 by David Britton

House Speaker Paul Ryan (R-Wisc.)

After AHCA vote, Wikipedia page for ‘Villain’ edited to include Paul Ryan

According to Wikipedia Paul Ryan is "An archetypical sinister cartoon villain."

On May 5, 2017 by David Britton

fire truck video: little kid loves fire trucks

Little boy’s love of fire trucks is purer than anything the rest of us will ever feel

'It's so exciting!'

On May 4, 2017 by David Britton

Homie Dave Streaks Through A Banger

Possibly drunk hero streaks through frat party

Homie Dave is YouTube's latest streaking hero.

On May 3, 2017 by David Britton

pope rap memes: pope always looks like a rapper

Pope Francis always looks like he’s about to drop a fire verse and the internet took notice

Pope Francis cannot pick up a microphone without looking like he is about to drop some bomb rhymes.

On May 2, 2017 by David Britton

fenway park

Man’s proposal at Fenway Park could not have gone worse

This is why you do not propose in public.

On May 2, 2017 by David Britton