Everyone knows celebrities lie about their height. That actor who comes up as 6 feet tall on IMDb is definitely only 5 feet 6 inches at best, every time. But what do you do when the height deceiver at hand is… a cartoon character?
Frozen fans were flabbergasted to discover Olaf’s supposed height, per Google, is 5 feet 4 inches. Now, if you’ve been living in an ice cave and don’t know who Olaf is, he’s this presumably pocket-sized snowman who accompanies Elsa and Anna on their adventures in both films.
I am so fucking sorry but if Olaf is 5’4” then how fucking tall are anna and elsa pic.twitter.com/I10RFn7cwf
— max (@actuallymaxie) December 6, 2019
WHY THE FUCK IS OLAF THE SAME HEIGHT AS ME AND ELSA IS A MF GIANT https://t.co/nokgMISAkC
— cloudie @ tired from miku expo (@cookietanukiart) December 7, 2019
The idea of a talking snowman, even a friendly one, being roughly the same height as a real-life human is making people rethink their love of what they thought was a cuddly, little snow dude.
“If i see a 5’4 tall talking snowman I’d shit my pants,” one user tweeted.
Another pointed out Olaf is actually bigger than many humans.
“Good luck sleeping tonight,” they wrote.
https://twitter.com/FinaBarry/status/1203198622072025088
https://twitter.com/ladytuono/status/1203336987727532037
https://twitter.com/RiseFallNick/status/1203199497364488192
https://twitter.com/angelinacarxoxo/status/1203663801750622211
SOMETHING NO ONE TALKS ABOUT MUCH: OLAF FROM FROZEN IS A TRUE NIGHTMARE AND A CRIME AGAINST GOD
— Cody Goins (@codygoins) December 8, 2019
But another challenge presents itself. How freaking tall must his human companions be if he’s 5 feet 4 inches? People on Twitter are busting open their brains trying to twist the calculations into anything that kind of makes sense.
“Since olaf is 5’4, i think elsa and anna are the same height as peppa pig…” one person wrote, referencing another shocking supposed cartoon character height. A seemingly random Google search in July found that Peppa Pig is over 7 feet tall.
Others pointed out that, from looking at a photo, Elsa and Anna make up roughly two and a half Olafs, meaning the Frozen-verse humans are 11 feet 2 inches tall.
https://twitter.com/windhashira/status/1203127800439291904
Okay that means that if Olaf truly is based off the snowman they created as kids (height included), that Anna and Elsa were over 5’5 at like six and seven years old. I’m- pic.twitter.com/egihksYdWo
— GABS // watching Daredevil (@spidey_gabs) December 7, 2019
https://twitter.com/georgiafrann/status/1203461232377942016
https://twitter.com/Anythingunpopu1/status/1203269730959708160
https://twitter.com/aphamericashole/status/1203243106155536385
I haven’t stopped thinking about how olaf is 5’4 so I made a to-scale height chart for elsa, adam driver, and baby yoda pic.twitter.com/OXp9ahzyfb
— hattie (@haticebot) December 8, 2019
https://twitter.com/LindseyKelk/status/1203209445469118468
…oh no.
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