Rachel Kiley
Rachel Kiley is a writer who sometimes writes things and sometimes is based in L.A., but is definitely always on Twitter @rachelkiley.
'The bank is literally done doing business with you.'
On Mar 14, 2024 by Rachel Kiley
'Been goin to Chili's multiple times a week for months because of this.'
On Mar 12, 2024 by Rachel Kiley
'This is not a good upselling strategy.'
On Mar 7, 2024 by Rachel Kiley
'Nothing is truly deleted.'
On Mar 5, 2024 by Rachel Kiley
'If you can't trust Girl Scouts, who can you trust?'
On Feb 29, 2024 by Rachel Kiley
'You couldn’t pay me to drive a Tesla.'
On Feb 27, 2024 by Rachel Kiley
'If he doesn’t want it, he shouldn’t have taken the batch.'
On Feb 22, 2024 by Rachel Kiley
'I don’t understand what else to do.'
On Feb 20, 2024 by Rachel Kiley
'It’s not like you’re a health queen, granny.'
On Feb 15, 2024 by Rachel Kiley
'Sounds like you've met every single one of my Instacart delivery men.'
On Feb 13, 2024 by Rachel Kiley
'HOMEGOODS does it too!!'
On Feb 6, 2024 by Rachel Kiley
'If that’s all I’m eating, I’m getting it, OK?'
On Feb 1, 2024 by Rachel Kiley
'Yeah, I don't trust the banks anymore.'
On Jan 30, 2024 by Rachel Kiley
'I just casually told my husband this like I’ve known it my entire life and blew his mind.'
On Jan 25, 2024 by Rachel Kiley
'We got a line halfway down the aisle.'
On Jan 23, 2024 by Rachel Kiley