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Romanian company makes a cat its manager to get publicity, and it’s clearly working

You've never met a feline with so much responsibility.

On Jun 5, 2015 by Mike Wehner

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The Cardinals want the St. Louis PD to stop using their mascot in #PoliceLivesMatter photos

Mascots should be free from politicization.

On May 25, 2015 by Ramon Ramirez

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5 haiku inspired by KFC Japan’s new sexy chicken nugget mascot

She's finger-lickin' good.

On May 23, 2015 by Gabe Bergado

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A superhero fight broke out on Hollywood Boulevard

Even Jimmy Kimmel is involved—and not in the way you'd think.

On Oct 23, 2014 by Michelle Jaworski

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Triumph the Insult Comic Dog trolls the mascots of Times Square

“Liberty has a price, and it’s $5.”

On Oct 3, 2014 by Michelle Jaworski

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Here’s McDonald’s racial concept art for Happy, its terrifying new mascot

Nope. Nope nope nope.

On May 21, 2014 by Greg Seals

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The New Orleans Pelicans’ mascot is terrifying everyone

The Pacers won, but no one was really watching—they couldn’t tear their eyes away from Pierre.

On Oct 31, 2013 by Audra Schroeder

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Porn site aspires to make “Ted” a furry sex symbol

A fetish-friendly site has reached out to Seth MacFarlane with an offer to buy the rights to his deviant teddy bear character.

On Jul 2, 2012 by Lauren Rae Orsini

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Rectal cancer victim to “South Park” creators: Please give a s–t

A cancer victim implores South Park creators to make Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo the official mascot of rectal cancer.

On Oct 19, 2011 by Lauren Rae Orsini