Hello fellow web crawlers! Andrew here. Welcome to todayâs edition of web_crawlr.Â
Our top stories this Friday are about: Trump fans freaking out because a Gen Z person at his rally was mewing (which they thought was actually an assassination conspiracy), why the internet is mad at hackers who carried a DDoS attack against the Internet Archive, an explainer of the Smiling Dolphin meme, and a viral video where a Trader Joeâs customer found something unusual in their cheese sticks.Â
After that, the trending team has got their pick for âMain Character of the Weekâ for you.Â
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⥠Today in Internet Culture
đ¤ CONSPIRACY
Trump fans freak over Gen Z MAGA mewing at his rally: âLook into this NOWâ
Many thought a Trump fan âmewingâ at his rally was actually an assassination conspiracy. [Editorâs Note: Readers of web_crawlr would know exactly what mewing is.]Â
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đĽď¸ HACKING
Internet Archive under siege as data breach revealed amid DDoS attack
A hacking group stirred outrage online for carrying out a distributed denial-of-service (DDoS) attack against the Internet Archive.
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đŹ MEMES
The Smiling Dolphin meme is actually a porpoise and heâs tired
The Smiling Dolphin meme features a photo of a Yangtze finless porpoise with a slight smile and is used to express awkwardness or frustration.
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𤢠GROSS
âItâs inevitable.. people still make the cheeseâ: Trader Joeâs customer buys the cheese sticks. Then they notice something unusual about them
When youâre eating, discovering an unadvertised inclusion in your food can be a particularly distressing event.Â
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A USPS WORKER WARNED PEOPLE ABOUT HOW HACKERS ARE SCAMMING PEOPLE USING WHAT KIND OF ITEM YOU MIGHT FIND ON YOUR CARâS WINDSHIELD?
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By Ramon Ramirez
Managing Editor
Main Character of the Week:Â Is the new iPhone update a cheaterâs dream?Â
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đ¸ď¸ Crawling the Web
Here is what else is happening across the ânet.
đŤ Imagine enjoying a chocolate barâand something on it *moves.*
đ An Amazon driver is in disbelief and considering a new profession after she got assigned a truck with a broken key and was instructed to start it using a pair of pliers.
đšď¸ This Target customer says a secret shopper kicked him out of the store for testing a toy.
đď¸ A customer has gone viral after exposing the âhidden costâ of ordering DoorDash delivery via restaurant apps.
đĽ Olive Gardenâs salad is so iconic that it rivals the chainâs breadsticks in infamy.
đ A Dominoâs customer received a pizza that had no sauce on it. Workers then refused to make new one.
â°ď¸ From the Daily Dot archive: Is your kid attending funerals on Roblox?
𤳠Todayâs Viral Video
Aubrey Plaza and Patti LuPone as roommates? Thatâs the reality show we deserve. â¨