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Posted on Feb 5, 2024   Updated on Feb 5, 2024, 12:19 pm CST

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Hello fellow web crawlers! Kira here. Welcome to today’s edition of web_crawlr

Today’s top stories are about: a server whose meltdown after quitting was captured on camera, the conspiracies on Truth Social following the shooting of a former Trump official, a viral hack about getting the aisle to yourself on airplanes, and Mark Cuban’s claim that X is now unusable

After that, check out Mikael’s ‘One Dumb Conspiracy’ column.

— K.D.

⚡ Today’s top stories

‘I literally can’t take it’: Server quits mid-shift in viral meltdown after having to wait on 24 tables

In the caption, the TikToker reveals that “The entire staff has quit if you were wondering.”


Truth Social devolves into paranoia after former Trump official shot by carjacker in D.C.

Some say Gill’s shooting was a targeted hit orchestrated by Democrats and opponents of Trump.


‘That’s not iconic’: Viewers are divided after woman shares ‘hack’ she uses to not have to sit by anyone on plane

“Is it even worth it?” some are asking.


Mark Cuban says X is ‘impossible’ to use, shares barrage of daily antisemitism his account gets

“It’s nearly impossible to have a true discussion on X any longer,” Cuban said.


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🔍 One Dumb Conspiracy 

By Mikael Thalen
Staff Reporter

Did Taylor Swift call out Trump on X
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Did Taylor Swift Just Call Donald Trump Every Dictator’s ‘Side B*tch’?

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Here is what else is happening across the ‘net.

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🧑🏻‍🤝‍🧑🏻 A woman’s viral lament after being ghosted by a potential new friend she met via Bumble BFF has young adults reflecting on the struggle to find friends in the digital age

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👋 Before you go

A user on TikTok has gone viral after claiming that he purchased a house on Amazon.

In a video with over 3.7 million views, TikTok user Jeff (@hittaa_jeff) seems baffled by his own alleged purchase, at one point claiming that he “[doesn’t] even know where I’m going to put the house.”

“After today y’all, y’all can take my card. I don’t need it,” he starts. “I’m 23 years old. I just bought a house off Amazon.”

Jeff goes on to claim that the house was originally $24,000, though after taxes, the price amounted to $26,280. Jeff describes this price as “not bad.”

23-year-old says he bought a house on Amazon, has nowhere to put it
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*First Published: Feb 5, 2024, 10:30 am CST