These ugly sweaters are so tacky they’re downright stylish

Don we now our gay apparel.


Jaime Carrillo

Dot Recs

Published Dec 15, 2017   Updated May 22, 2021, 7:56 am CDT

The holidays are a great excuse to add a totally garish piece to your wardrobe. At this point, ugly Christmas sweaters are as traditional as Bing Crosby, Rankin Bass specials and chestnuts roasting on an open fire.

Best of all, there are enough options here to satisfy even the pickiest holiday fashionistas. But please remember: they’re supposed to be that tacky.

1) For lazy Christmas lounge-a-bouts

Price on Amazon: $29.99

2) Even plumbers like to party

Mario Christmas sweater

Price on Amazon: $49.99

3) The perfect sweater for tying one on (even has a bottle opener!)

Price on Amazon: $44.95

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4) You’ll flip over this Bob’s Burgers sweater

Price on Amazon: $44.99

5) Nothing says “Happy Holidays” like fighting space unicorns

Price on Amazon: $49.95

6) Jolly you have become, the holiday spirit I sense in you

Price on Amazon: $39.99

7) Partying hard since zero A.D.

Price on Amazon: $39.95

8) A sweater so festive it does double the holiday duty

nightmare before Christmas sweater

Price on Amazon: $49.99

9) Masculine. Magical. Mythical. Claus.

Price on Amazon: $29.95

10) Your second favorite dude in a red suit

Price on Amazon: $29.99

11) #ElfPride

Price on Amazon: $49.99

12) Ho, ho, ho, pew, pew, pew

Price on Amazon: $44.99

13) Only ’90s kids will get this awesome sweater

Price on Amazon: $32.99

14) Do you even gift, bro?

Price on Amazon: $65

15) Rick, Morty and a very tragic Santa Claus named Ruben

Price on Amazon: $49.99

16) Don we now our Sith apparel 

Price on Amazon: $24.99

17) For all aspiring cat ladies

Price on Amazon: $29

18) It’s a sweater, it’s a drinking game: it’s both!

Price on Amazon: $54.95

19) Take my rupees!

Price on Amazon: $34.99

20) When you want to clear a room/scare children/lose your friends

Price on Amazon: $22.95


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*First Published: Dec 15, 2017, 8:28 am CST