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8 clocks that won’t tell you what time it is

You had one job.

 

Marisa Losciale

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Posted on Jul 28, 2017   Updated on May 22, 2021, 10:28 pm CDT

Clocks were designed to help you tell time. That said, whoever designed these would rather puzzle you than help you out. So if you’re looking for a clock exclusively for aesthetic purposes, these are right up your alley. But if you’re looking for something to help you get to your meeting on time, you’re better off standing outside and using your shadow as a time teller.

1) If you can do the math, you’re rewarded with the time.

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Price on Amazon: $33.87

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2) Add some positive energy with this proton-inspired clock.

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Price on Amazon: $80.62

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3) Apparently being modern doesn’t include using wall clocks.

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Price on Amazon: $16.49+ (regularly $20.99)

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4) At least this clock tells you what the Boston skyline looks like.

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Price on Amazon: $44.99 

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5) Honesty is the best policy.

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Price on Amazon: $14.99 (regularly $24.99)

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6) At some point you’ll know what time it is.

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Price on Amazon: $81.99

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7) This is more of a work of art than a working wall clock.

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Price on Amazon: $40.00

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8) It’s an illusion, Michael.

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Price on Amazon: $130.73

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*First Published: Jul 28, 2017, 9:09 am CDT