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David Britton


David Britton is a writer and comedian based in Rhinebeck, New York who focuses on internet culture, memes, and viral news stories. He also writes for the Hard Times and is the creator of StoriesAboutWizards.com.

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Some guys rode their bikes over 7 hours so that their fitness map would look like a goat

200 kilometers is a long way to ride just to draw a goat

On Mar 16, 2017 by David Britton

Boy with a big bowl of Cheerios

Honey Nut Cheerios takes a bold stance to raise awareness of an endangered species

Buzz, like so many bees before him, has gone missing.

On Mar 15, 2017 by David Britton

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CNN reporter creates firestorm when he post breakfast cereal rankings

With no much controversy going on in politics, who thought this CNN reporter would catch so much flak for posting breakfast cereal rankings?

On Mar 14, 2017 by David Britton

Teletubbies watch Missy Elliott

Teletubbies get their freak on to Missy Elliott

Teletubbies cover of Missy Elliott's "Get Ur Freak On" is almost as bizarre as the original.

On Mar 14, 2017 by David Britton

Cast of Jersey Shore

‘Jersey Shore’ cast reunites, and is straight-up unrecognizable

The ladies of 'Jersey Shore' (and Vinny) still know how to party.

On Mar 13, 2017 by David Britton

Bewery

World’s first crowdfunded craft beer themed hotel is about to become a reality

If you want a room with on-tap beer and hop-infused spa mask, this is the hotel for you.

On Mar 11, 2017 by David Britton

Spy vs. Spy toys

The CIA has been busy … creating a huge list of dank emoticons

The CIA has been hard at work.

On Mar 11, 2017 by David Britton

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Some poor idiot pulled into a Taco Bell drive-thru the wrong way and couldn’t figure out how to get out

Hard to watch. Impossible to look away.

On Mar 10, 2017 by David Britton

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These parodies of podcast ads are spot on

Why not commit your next murder with one of Harry's razors?

On Mar 7, 2017 by David Britton

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An alt-right Twitter account just created everyone’s favorite new meme

How the alt-right brought about the left's favorite new meme.

On Mar 2, 2017 by David Britton

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The Internet is in love with this RA reading a bedtime story to a college freshman

There should be a storybook about this.

On Feb 28, 2017 by David Britton

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How an innocent bagel started a bizarre brawl on a London train

No one's even eating them.

On Feb 27, 2017 by David Britton

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‘Zoom in on the nose’ is the meme for people who need positive affirmation from dogs

We all just want a dog to tell us we're OK.

On Feb 27, 2017 by David Britton

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Beluga whale crashes wedding and gets the Photoshop battle it deserves

These are the pictures they'll show their grandkids.

On Feb 24, 2017 by David Britton

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Gordon Ramsay is roasting chumps who suck at cooking

What exactly were these people expecting to happen?

On Feb 23, 2017 by David Britton