David Britton
David Britton is a writer and comedian based in Rhinebeck, New York who focuses on internet culture, memes, and viral news stories. He also writes for the Hard Times and is the creator of StoriesAboutWizards.com.
Fidget spinners are fun, but not "I am going to put this in my vagina" fun.
On Jun 16, 2017 by David Britton
You can shove your stupid fidget spinner right up your @$$!
On Jun 15, 2017 by David Britton
There's a lot of death on Game of Thrones. Why not watch it all at once?
On Jun 13, 2017 by David Britton
Horsey McHorse face already won our hearts, but now he's won a race.
On Jun 9, 2017 by David Britton
What is it about this man saying 'huh?' over and over that makes him so lovable?
On Jun 8, 2017 by David Britton
What to do when your heart is telling you to send out the snarky subtweet but your brain knows it is a bad idea.
Jerry Seinfeld rejecting a hug from Kesha is so funny it should be an episode of Seinfeld.
On Jun 7, 2017 by David Britton
Running out of things to do with your fidget spinner? Why not place it on an alligators snout?
On Jun 5, 2017 by David Britton
The idea of Donald Trump stuck in a condom is fun no matter when it takes place.
On Jun 2, 2017 by David Britton
A blizzard of paper marks the end of the year at this Arizona high school.
On May 31, 2017 by David Britton
Snakes are horrifying enough without adding this nonsense.
On May 30, 2017 by David Britton
When your kid wants a 'Mrs. Doubtfire'-themed birthday party, its time to get creative.
On May 23, 2017 by David Britton
Beyoncé may be queen, but in this Twitter story, Nicki Minaj is Dictator-for-life.
Met Mel, the first Minion to form a labor union.
On May 19, 2017 by David Britton
Mr. Biggles maybe be 'despot and dictator,' but every cat deserves a good home.
On May 18, 2017 by David Britton
