Now that you're no longer unconscious from tryptophan, let these comics save you from your family.
Oh, hello, Patrick Stewart. Didn’t see you there.
The faux-profound (and profoundly stupid) Twitter bio is quickly becoming the art form for our age.
The acclaimed writer invents a whole new narrative technique.
There's an art to crafting a great Twitter bio. For one reason or another, these celebs have all nailed it.
The comedian and the renowned Canadian author need to get a room already.