It gets out of control pretty quickly.
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Oh, hello, Patrick Stewart. Didn’t see you there.
The faux-profound (and profoundly stupid) Twitter bio is quickly becoming the art form for our age.
The acclaimed writer invents a whole new narrative technique.
There's an art to crafting a great Twitter bio. For one reason or another, these celebs have all nailed it.