"Why you wanna get another baby and replace one of your babies? That's too much."
We have no idea what each of those dings and buzzes mean either.
Will social media mimicry become the new Rickroll?
Sharknado fans have already named the next sharkpocalypse to hit the U.S. capital: Fin-Dependence Day.
Let's hope the next thing he learns to do is knock.
From fisticuffs to Fibonacci.