“You know what? Why don't we talk about something lighter, like… Ukraine?"
They're both ready to die for the opportunity.
“I think I speak for everybody when I say no one cares. They just want to know if you’re running for president.”
"Magellan was an explorer. Chuck Yeager was an explorer. You guys have a f***ing camera on your face."
Customers are angry over books being marked as out of stock for seemingly no reason.
As Stephen Colbert departs for CBS's The Late Show, another Daily Show correspondent steps up to the plate.