Finally, a music video for overprivileged snobs.
All the books you can read, for $9.99 a month.
Offshore counterfeiters in China are selling cheap (and often unsafe) knockoffs of popular sex toys on sites like Amazon and eBay.
The service would offer unlimited access to 600,000 of its titles for a $9.99 monthly fee.
“I think of it like a five-hour movie more than 10 episodes.”
Look at those fuggy fuggos. Go crawl back into your cave, fuggos.