Wheel Of Fortune/YouTube (Fair Use) Remix by Jason Reed

These solved ‘Wheel of Fortune’ puzzles are what we wish the contestants would say.

If you have ever owned a television, at some point you probably sat in front of it trying to figure out the puzzle on Wheel of Fortune. After all, the show has been on over 30 years, and it’s a great way to feel smarter after Jeopardy convinces you that you’re an idiot.

If you’ve somehow never seen this American phenomenon, then you’ve missed some pretty great moments.

In our heart of hearts, we all know that watching people fail miserably is the real reason we watch Wheel of Fortune.

Now there’s a parody Twitter account called “Wheel of Fortune Answers” that comes up with all the wrong answers we long for people to give on the show.

And sure it would be better if we could hear these answers being shouted by excited contestants, followed by a buzzer sound and this face from Pat Sajak.

pat_sajak_sad_face Top Ten Daily/YouTube

But that doesn’t mean they aren’t still great.

Although the account, which was only started earlier this month, now has over a hundred thousand followers, there’s no webpage attached and the bio simply reads “Solved Wheel Of Fortune puzzles,” meaning we don’t know who the genius behind it is. Whoever you are, keep it up. You’re doing a gr–t f–king j-b.

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David Britton

David Britton

David Britton is a writer and comedian based in Rhinebeck, New York who focuses on internet culture, memes, and viral news stories. He also writes for the Hard Times and is the creator of StoriesAboutWizards.com.