Keanu Reeves is an American hero.
He’s played so many iconic roles it’s nearly impossible to keep track. He’s basically the nicest guy alive. Perhaps most importantly, his existence has continually provided some of the best memes and jokes on the internet.
Like, remember that time he was really, really sad?
keanu reeves having a toy of himself - sad keanu pic.twitter.com/eTPqVgQKgy— KEANU REEVES DOING THINGS (@likeakeanu) June 27, 2018
Or more recently, when he just… walked in slow motion?
everybody wants to rule the world - tears for fears pic.twitter.com/y62b2LNd5Z— keanu reeves walking to music (@keanuwtm) May 31, 2019
We can’t forget about the Bill and Ted Keanu, whose mind has been totally blown.
It’s like every single time Reeves does anything, anything at all, the internet is gifted with a new treasure.
Now, a new Keanu Reeves-centric trend has begun circling Twitter: rhyming his name with stuff.
This may not sound funny, but just hear me out–it is.
Many of us have horrible surnames that probably couldn’t keep this kind of joke running for very long. Yet, Reeves has again come through for us, with an exceptionally rhymable last name. It seems like the possibilities are endless.
Keanu Reeves as a butler: Keanu Jeeves https://t.co/qQjEqmhnTt— Joseph Zbornak Loves Rose Tico (A Lot) (@VoyageOfDameron) June 6, 2019
Keanu got extensions:— ANW eff owe sauchy (@Atom_Kane_) June 8, 2019
Keanu Weaves https://t.co/p8VSX3RSBP
Keanu Reeves has told you a lie: Keanu Deceives— ᴊᴀᴍᴇs ʀᴜssᴇʟʟ (@JamesRussell88) June 8, 2019
Keanu Reaves as a circus performer: Keanu Trapeze https://t.co/crvGxBGBtq— K-Pop Auntie⁷ (@ShantaFabulous) June 8, 2019
Keanu Reeves as a dog who helps the little league team win the game: Keanu Retrieves https://t.co/nWNEMOMIhs— Austin Hayden (@austin_hayden) June 7, 2019
Keanu Reeves rewatches Matrix Revolutions and regrets his role in making it: Keanu Grieves https://t.co/3DouJBWDxT— PoliMath (@politicalmath) June 7, 2019
Keanu Reeves as a southern Baptist preacher: Keanu Believes. https://t.co/88U2jkIjfG— Matthew Kadish (@MatthewKadish) June 6, 2019
Keanu gets his arms tattooed. Keanu Sleeves. https://t.co/pxcQL1qr6V— Helluva Bottom Carter (@nicju) June 8, 2019
Keanu Reeves gives food to the homeless: Keanu Feeds https://t.co/Vri1lffWBy— Brown Skin Giiiiiiiiirl (@Blue_jae96) June 8, 2019
Keanu Reeves elegantly hanging over a roof: Keanu Eaves https://t.co/B5RsZpwymd— Jen Richards (@SmartAssJen) June 8, 2019
When Keanu does Yoga: Keanu Breathes https://t.co/27mUB7AhHW— ChadLindberg (@ChadLindberg) June 8, 2019
Keanu Reeves eating gas station sushi: Keanu Heaves— Sarah Beattie (@nachosarah) June 8, 2019
Keanu leaves, wearing Keanu sleeves with flowers that make Keanu sneeze. pic.twitter.com/l0JZLbZxlV— Bilal Rana (@Bilal6655) June 8, 2019
Keanu raids villages along the coast. Keanu Reaves. https://t.co/SwveHXyBrI— southpaw (@nycsouthpaw) June 8, 2019
keanu reeves as an asthmatic: keanu wheeze https://t.co/BIfP3jCwEQ— young william eyelash (@ohjasminee) June 8, 2019
Keanu Reeves sifting through all of the knowledge in the world: Keanu Sieves https://t.co/GFgZoaNyps— Leila, but pronounced wrong. (@leilaclaire) June 8, 2019
Keanu Reeves putting a heist together: Keanu Thieves https://t.co/T3KnNIVap3— Jared “Heaviside Layer” Rosen (@notquitefrodo) June 8, 2019
The best thing about these new Keanu Reeves jokes is that the same words can be used over and over again in new ways. For example, “Keanu Leaves” alone brings up endless possibilities: Is he a gardener? Fleeing a party? Casually removing himself from the scene of a crime?
A perhaps an even more pressing question is brought up by this new trend.
“How did we call this meme ‘Sad Keanu,’ and not ‘Keanu Grieves!?'”
Surely, Keanu agrees.
- People on Twitter really want Keanu Reeves to find love
- The internet can’t get over Keanu Reeves as John Wick on a horse
- It is terrifying how much Adam Driver looks like Keanu Reeves
- Keanu Reeves walking in slow motion is a great meme
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