12 Japanese vending machines you won’t believe exist

japanese vending machine selling fish soup

Illustration by Max Fleishman

Flying fish soup, anyone?

Japan is in the middle of a vending machine renaissance, and no nation will ever be able to catch up.

There are 5.52 million vending machines in Japan, according to the nation’s tourism board. There are actually more vending machines in Japan than sushi restaurants and Playstation 4s, and some of them are downright bizarre. There are Japanese vending machines can tell you the weather, help you take a selfie, or use facial recognition software to guess your age and gender and then offer a personalized beverage recommendation.

Kotaku credits the rise of vending machines in Japan to the country’s population boom after World War II. They offered vendors, especially beverage companies, an easy way to expand their product’s reach:

Since vending machines are now a key part of the country’s retail infrastructure, people are accustomed to not only seeing vending machines, but using them. At this point, it’s less that vending machines are popular, and more that they are interwoven into Japanese society.

The most fascinating Japanese vending machines

1) Flying Fish Soup

Fish soup, anyone? As A Geek in Japan explains, each bottle contains a grilled flying fish and some algae. Said concoction can be used to flavor udon or any other slow-cooked recipe.

 

2) Self-freezing bottled Coca-Cola

7-Eleven customers in Japan can treat themselves a Coca-Cola that freezes into a slushie instantly before their eyes. Pointless? Perhaps, but the shock value alone is worth the spare yen.

3) Bananas

There’s always money in the banana stand…


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4) Umbrellas

When you’re caught in the middle of a storm or are prone to accidentally leaving your umbrella behind on the subway, Japan’s umbrella vending machines are sure to be a lifesaver.

5) Eggs

weird Japanese vending machine Screengrab via suminrunrun/Instagram

Perfect for when you need to whip up an emergency 12-egg omelet.

6) Oranges

7) Hamburgers

If you thought drive-throughs were convenient, why not try a hamburger vending machine? Check out the full video of how this Japanese hamburger vending machine works below:

8) Ramen

This Ramen vending machine would be perfect for days when you’re nursing a cold or a hangover.

9) Energy drinks and condoms

A vending machine for condoms and a vending machine for energy drinks, side by side. Talk about killing two birds with one stone.

10) Sushi socks

Why eat sushi when you can just wear it on your feet?

11) Surgical masks

Japan has air quality issues, so these surgical mask vending machines are surprisingly helpful.

12) Puppies

Owning a pet probably shouldn’t be an impulsive decision. If you’re the type to grab a Ho Ho at the office vending machine and later regret it, try and stay away from this pooch vending machine in Tokyo.

You can see a full video of how it works below:

Editor’s note: This article is regularly updated for relevance. 

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