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Spoiler: Aeris will never, ever pass Go.
A preorder listing for the board game popped up on Merchoid this week with a release date of April 2017. The site says the game is a licensed offering from Hasbro. The Daily Dot has reached out to the company for confirmation.
“Delve into the evolving city of Midgar in search of the latest business opportunities. Perhaps you’ll buy up a string of plots for housing development for the people, or go industrial and build a Mako reactor plant,” the game’s description reads.
We have bigger questions. Firstly, is jail the Shinra Headquarters? Can we ride chocobos? Is there even an Aeris playing piece, and does Sephiroth kill it mid-game?
We can’t wait to find out.
Colette Bennett is a writer and editor who specializes in geek culture, beauty products, and Amazon deals. Her work has appeared on CNN, HLN, Engadget, Kotaku, Colourlovers, and Continue Magazine. She's also given talks on working in news for CNN's Leadership Unplugged program. Bennett also runs popular Korean beauty blog Chok Chok Beauty and regularly slathers her face in snail slime.