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Hello fellow web crawlers! Kira here. Welcome to todayās edition of web_crawlr.
Todayās top stories are about: why the internet is freaking out over Joe Biden biting babies at the White House, how the Federal Trade Commission may have fixed McDonaldās ice cream machines, a woman who found something mystifying being used as insulation in her house, and whatās going on with the Vaticanās new anime-inspired mascot.
After that, our investigative reporter and head of the Hi-Res division, Claire, is filling in for Ramon in todayās āMain Character of the Weekā column.
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See you tomorrow,
ā K.D.
Today in Internet Culture
CHOMP CHOMP
Joe Biden actually bit 4 babies at a White House Halloween eventāand the internet is hotly divided
Just another day at Joe Bidenās White House.
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FAST FOOD WINS
Lina Khan praised for behind-the-scenes push to fix McDonaldās broken ice cream machines
The Federal Trade Commission enacted new copyright rules that could be a game-changer for McDonaldās ice cream fans, and the internet is cheering on the bureaucrats, for once.
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WTF
āThis is a Criminal Minds episodeā: Woman removes walls during building renovation. Then she sees what they were using as insulation
This is a hack we couldnāt have predicted.
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THE CHURCH VS GEN Z
The Vatican randomly dropped their new anime mascot and it is polarizing the internet
The Vatican is trying to appeal to the younger generation, with mixed results.
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By Claire Goforth
Investigative Reporter and Head of the Hi-Res Division

Main Character of the Week: Car touchscreens
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Crawling the Web
Here is what else is happening across the ānet.
A Geico customer shared a life hack that can potentially save you thousands if you find yourself in a car crash.
A new DoorDash policy aims to help with missing orders and take the blame off drivers. Will it work?
Hereās how Jack Blackās āI Am Steveā Minecraft line became a meme.
A car dealer explained to TikTok viewers why dealerships donāt want to give customers loaner cars anymore.
A Texas Roadhouse customer is alleging that the restaurantās side salads have gotten noticeably smaller. What gives?
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Todayās Viral Video
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