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These 3D wolf undies will guarantee a howling good time

We're just not sure what kind of howls they'll be.


Christine Burkson

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Posted on Nov 3, 2016   Updated on May 25, 2021, 4:02 pm CDT

If you’re a Balto in the streets but a Dire wolf in the sheets, we have good news.

These 3D wolf head underwear make even the most runt-of-the-litter junks look ferocious. Slip on a pair, and the snout says everything for you, whether that’s, “I’m hungry like the wolf,” or, “I am willing to go through desperate measures to avoid attracting you.” They’re an effective conversation starter and an even better stocking stuffer.

Proving the adage that claims things are better in threes, you can pick up a set of these wolf undies for just $19.98. They come in surprisingly normal underwear colors, like timber wolf grey, and heather grey, and black. They’re currently 50 percent off, so act fast to huff, puff, and blow the savings away.


And hey, maybe wolves aren’t your thing. You’re in luck, because there are also bald eagle 3D undies. Is that the Constitution rolled up in your pocket or are you just happy to see this election end? You can even get a combo of the two animals, if you’re feeling wild.

Buy them here.


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*First Published: Nov 3, 2016, 5:32 pm CDT