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Elijah Watson


Elijah Watson is an internet culture and entertainment reporter. His work has been published by the Daily Beast, Vice, Complex, Bustle, Uproxx, and Okayplayer.

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Dude screwed by vending machine writes angry letter to ‘Candy Man’

Someone has got to pay.

On Jan 19, 2016 by Elijah Watson

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Manhattan is now home to this masturbation booth

And it's free!

On Jan 15, 2016 by Elijah Watson

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Please tell us this dude didn’t really tweet his debit card info

Oh dear.

On Jan 15, 2016 by Elijah Watson

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This grandma thinks Yeezys are absolute garbage

The color doesn't suit her.

On Jan 15, 2016 by Elijah Watson

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Twitter tale of pizza fail will make you madder than anything

Warning: You're about to be furious.

On Jan 13, 2016 by Elijah Watson

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Hire this photographer to take a professional d**k pic for you

Sext with style.

On Jan 13, 2016 by Elijah Watson

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You can own the shirt that El Chapo wore in his Sean Penn interview for just $128

Being bad never looked this good.

On Jan 13, 2016 by Elijah Watson

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You’ll always have a drinking buddy in this beer-guzzling robot

Cheers.

On Jan 7, 2016 by Elijah Watson

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Dude shows us how to hack the Internet

Soon you'll be saying 'I'm in.'

On Jan 7, 2016 by Elijah Watson

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Friends prank passed-out drunk buddy with a delicate pyramid of plastic cups

Truly, this is a piece of modern art.

On Jan 6, 2016 by Elijah Watson

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Man seen driving around Australia with a dead shark strapped to his car

Now this would be interesting to see on the road.

On Jan 6, 2016 by Elijah Watson

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Dudes with a Roman candle minigun shoot 1,001 fireworks into the sky in 45 seconds

It's so dazzlingly pretty.

On Jan 6, 2016 by Elijah Watson

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7 relatable GIFs that will make you an instant fan of ‘One-Punch Man’

He's surprisingly human.

On Jan 6, 2016 by Elijah Watson

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Bartending Jedi flawlessly sets 14 Jagerbombs in knee-buckling trick

Buy the man a drink.

On Jan 5, 2016 by Elijah Watson

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Someone at Amazon put a sex toy in a man’s cart after he sent negative feedback

Now that's what we call customer service.

On Jan 5, 2016 by Elijah Watson