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Someone at Amazon put a sex toy in a man’s cart after he sent negative feedback

Now that's what we call customer service.

 

Elijah Watson

Internet Culture

Published Jan 5, 2016   Updated May 27, 2021, 10:08 am CDT

Customer complaints—and customer-service representatives having to address those complaints—are an essential part of the Internet. They’ll always be around, and every so often a particularly interesting or ridiculous complaint rises to the top of the news cycle.

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This is one of those moments.

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An IT contractor living in Ireland discovered a 10-inch dildo in his Amazon shopping cart after complaining about a mistake in a previous order.

Pedro, the IT contractor, sent in a dissatisfied customer-satisfaction survey after he received the wrong version of a textbook that he ordered from Amazon’s German portal.

The next time Pedro visited Amazon, he found a giant dildo, specifically the “Hulk 10.25-inch Huge Dong Black,” in his cart. “If my best friend did it to me while I wasn’t watching, of course I would find it funny,” Pedro told Ars Technica. “I’m not a prude.”

“The problem is, I was at the office, in an open space, with people behind me. A guy and two girls were sitting by me when I opened up Amazon and they saw the contents of my shopping basket.”

What followed was a lengthy back-and-forth between Pedro and Andreas Muhlbauer of Amazon’s “Executive Customer Relations” team, as they tried to piece together how a customer-service representative could have done something like this.

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Like both Pedro and Ars writer Sebastian Anthony, you will likely have more questions than answers after reading the full story. (Someone claiming to be Pedro in the article’s comments section tried to clarify the situation, but he arguably only made things more confusing.) But we have to hand it to Anthony for writing what we’re already calling one of the best paragraphs of 2016.

“While it certainly looks like an associate at Amazon placed a giant dildo in a customer’s shopping basket, we cannot prove it,” he wrote. “With that said, the €100 ‘gesture of apology,’ the hints from Mühlbauer that the associate had been fired or changed role, and Amazon not denying the incident, all point towards an uncomfortable truth: the giant dildo really was thrust into Pedro’s shopping basket without his permission.”

Be wary of customer-satisfaction surveys — you never know who will retaliate to negative feedback by putting a dildo (or worse) in your shopping cart.

H/T Ars Technica | Photo via Paul Fisher/Flickr (CC BY SA 2.0) | Remix by Jason Reed

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*First Published: Jan 5, 2016, 2:05 pm CST