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Elijah Watson


Elijah Watson is an internet culture and entertainment reporter. His work has been published by the Daily Beast, Vice, Complex, Bustle, Uproxx, and Okayplayer.

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Here’s the mom-related topic your state Googles more than anyone else

Really, Louisiana?

On May 6, 2016 by Elijah Watson

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I’m in a texting relationship with Drake, thanks to Botline Bling

Man, Drake really wants to go to Cheesecake Factory.

On May 4, 2016 by Elijah Watson

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Man stuck on 5-hour train ride without food gets Domino’s delivered

Hero.

On May 3, 2016 by Elijah Watson

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12 great stories of kids forgetting to clear their browser histories

Kids Google the darnedest things.

On May 3, 2016 by Elijah Watson

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Key & Peele intensely regret eating the hottest wings known to man

They can barely keep it together.

On Apr 29, 2016 by Elijah Watson

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Let’s all laugh at this garbage dude who tried to delete his girlfriend’s thesis

Masculinity so fragile.

On Apr 29, 2016 by Elijah Watson

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Running Man Challenge is the new dance craze you don’t understand

Run for your life.

On Apr 27, 2016 by Elijah Watson

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This may be the best wrong Netflix movie description yet

It kinda works.

On Apr 27, 2016 by Elijah Watson

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Dudes celebrated 4/20 by hotboxing the London Eye

Legends.

On Apr 21, 2016 by Elijah Watson

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Can you stand to watch this guy hoverboard around the top of a skyscraper?

Kinda makes us want to barf.

On Apr 21, 2016 by Elijah Watson

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After dad punches hole in wall, daughter makes it a work of art

Marcel Duchamp would be proud.

On Apr 20, 2016 by Elijah Watson

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This guy predicted Hillary Clinton’s hot sauce obsession months ago

Clinton's news wasn't a surprise to everyone.

On Apr 19, 2016 by Elijah Watson

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New Zealand cops got people stoned by torching a massive pile of weed

Guess 4/20 comes early down under.

On Apr 18, 2016 by Elijah Watson

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Japanese parents realize babies’ chubby arms look just like bread

Doughy and delicious.

On Apr 18, 2016 by Elijah Watson

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All the times Chris Evans has touched his left pec while laughing

He always does.

On Apr 15, 2016 by Elijah Watson