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David Britton


David Britton is a writer and comedian based in Rhinebeck, New York who focuses on internet culture, memes, and viral news stories. He also writes for the Hard Times and is the creator of StoriesAboutWizards.com.

length of recording meme

What’s going on with that weird length of recording meme?

Let your loved ones know you care with the new 'Length of Recording' meme

On Jul 7, 2017 by David Britton

Ryan Reynolds and Gabi Dunn

Ryan Reynolds responds to girl who Photoshopped him into her prom photos

Ryan Reynolds makes the perfect prom date, even if he's not actually there.

On Jul 6, 2017 by David Britton

burrito

Everyone hates this man who hacked Chipotle

The nerve of this guy.

On Jul 5, 2017 by David Britton

melted fidget spinner

Fidget spinners are blowing up—literally

Beware.

On Jun 30, 2017 by David Britton

Pen and paper

Dude creates a perfect resume using Google autocomplete

Resumes are hard to write. Why not let autocomplete do it for you?

On Jun 30, 2017 by David Britton

Homepage article image

JWoww says she’s in talks to bring back ‘Jersey Shore’

'I need to be in bed by 9pm. I have to take my family, and don't let me get white-girl wasted.'

On Jun 29, 2017 by David Britton

Man hit by bus

Man gets hit by bus, calmly walks into bar

After getting hit by a speeding bus, Simon Smith calmly stood up and walked into the nearest bar.

On Jun 28, 2017 by David Britton

Trump Time Magazine Person of the Year Cover

Trump has fake Time magazine covers of himself hanging in at least 4 of his golf resorts

If Donald Trump hates fake news so much, why are there fake Time magazine covers hanging in his golf resorts?

On Jun 27, 2017 by David Britton

Joe Biden

Did Joe Biden really threaten to punch a billionaire in the face?

Joe Biden has never been one to mince words, but did he really threaten to punch someone in the face?

On Jun 27, 2017 by David Britton

Baby eats Arnold: Iron Mass protein powder

Toddler can’t get enough of his father’s protein powder

This toddler who loves protein powder is ready to get buff.

On Jun 26, 2017 by David Britton

Prada paperclip

Prada’s $185 paper clip is just what you need to get your life together

Stop holding your papers together with a regular paper clip like you're some sort of peasant.

On Jun 23, 2017 by David Britton

Seymour the squirrel with avocado

Squirrel who loves avocados will never be able to afford a home

Seymour is clearly a millennial squirrel who prefers avocados to owing a home.

On Jun 22, 2017 by David Britton

Mom poses with shirtless football players

Mom dropping daughter off at college immediately gets hit on my shirtless hunks

When your mom is more popular than you before classes even start, you know you're going to have an interesting freshman year.

On Jun 20, 2017 by David Britton

google fidget spinner closer

Don’t have a fidget spinner? There’s an app for that

Googles new new virtual fidget spinner will help you do nothing with even less effort.

On Jun 20, 2017 by David Britton

Alex Jones

What if Amazon Alexa were voiced by conspiracy theorist Alex Jones?

Alexa will tell you how to cook a chicken. Alexa Jones will tell you the truth.

On Jun 19, 2017 by David Britton