Remember the Galactic Cap, the ultra-tiny “condom of the future”? Yeah, this is the exact opposite of that.
You might think you're being frugal, but you're just being an idiot.
Rejoice, gentlemen: The ultra-thin condom will be about half the thickness of current available condoms.
Vasalgel is a drug you inject into your bathing suit parts, so you shoot blanks instead of full rounds.
It's amazing what you can do with some popsicle sticks and glitter.
This microchip releases hormones when it's implanted under your skin.