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‘Me on Ellen’ is the twisted new meme taking over Twitter

We're guessing Ellen DeGeneres will find this new meme to be pretty funny.

Jan 27, 2021, 3:52 pm*

Internet Culture


David Britton

America’s sweetheart Ellen DeGeneres loves surprising her guest with their celebrity crushes. Want to marry Adam Levine? Ellen can arrange a meeting. Do you love Justin Bieber? She might just send him to your house… or kidnap you in a box and bring you to the show to meet him (apparently a lot of people love the Bieb) She’s even surprised celebrities with other celebrities, like the time she brought Oprah on to talk about farming with Tiffany Haddish.

Ellen even got a little surprise herself last year on her 60th birthday.

All these great moments got people wondering “What if I was on Ellen?” Turns out their answers were a tad darker than they usually like to get on upbeat daytime television shows.





These jokes might seem a little dark for Ellen fans, who love her normally positive and uplifting show, but don’t forget that DeGeneres started her carrer as a standup comedian in the 1980s. The things she no doubt heard in greenrooms back then probably make these memes seem like knock knock jokes. It’s a safe bet that, if she gets wind of them, she’ll find the new memes hilarious.


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*First Published: Mar 5, 2019, 10:32 am