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America’s sweetheart Ellen DeGeneres loves surprising her guest with their celebrity crushes. Want to marry Adam Levine? Ellen can arrange a meeting. Do you love Justin Bieber? She might just send him to your house… or kidnap you in a box and bring you to the show to meet him (apparently a lot of people love the Bieb) She’s even surprised celebrities with other celebrities, like the time she brought Oprah on to talk about farming with Tiffany Haddish.

Ellen even got a little surprise herself last year on her 60th birthday.

All these great moments got people wondering “What if I was on Ellen?” Turns out their answers were a tad darker than they usually like to get on upbeat daytime television shows.



These jokes might seem a little dark for Ellen fans, who love her normally positive and uplifting show, but don’t forget that DeGeneres started her carrer as a standup comedian in the 1980s. The things she no doubt heard in greenrooms back then probably make these memes seem like knock knock jokes. It’s a safe bet that, if she gets wind of them, she’ll find the new memes hilarious.


David Britton

David Britton

David Britton is a writer and comedian based in Rhinebeck, New York who focuses on internet culture, memes, and viral news stories. He also writes for the Hard Times and is the creator of StoriesAboutWizards.com.