Matt Stonie’s attempt to choke down 203 cookies will leave you gloriously nauseated

Screengrab via Matt Stonie/YouTube

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Matt Stonie has to be the king of eating as much bad shit for you as possible in as short a period of time as he humanly can. He’s done it with gallons of soda, Peeps, and Twinkies.

This time, he’s trying to shovel more than 200 chocolate chip cookies and a gallon of milk down his gullet, and he wants to accomplish his sugary goal in less than 30 minutes.

For those keeping score at home, that’s 12,800 calories for the cookies and milk, 528 grams of fat, 1,452 grams of carbohydrates, and 726 grams of sugar.

Somehow, Stonie survived the ordeal and lives on to fight (and eat) another day.

Josh Katzowitz

Josh Katzowitz

Josh Katzowitz is a staff writer at the Daily Dot specializing in YouTube and boxing. His work has appeared in the New York Times, Wall Street Journal, Washington Post, and Los Angeles Times. A longtime sports writer, he's covered the NFL for CBSSports.com and boxing for Forbes. His work has been noted twice in the Best American Sports Writing book series.