Chuck Tingle, erotic author and American national treasure, has just released his latest exciting “Tingler” novel, and it’s extremely topical. Domald Tromp Pounded in the Butt by the Handsome Russian T-Rex Who Also Peed on His Butt and Then Blackmailed Him With a Video of His Butt Getting Peed On was clearly inspired by intelligence documents that claim the U.S. president-elect has enjoyed certain urine-based sex acts.
It’s still not clear whether the allegations about Trump are true in the real world, but in the Tingleverse, they’re practically canon. There are a few key differences, though. “Dom Tromp,” cameraman in tow, checks into a Russian hotel called the Buttz Carlton, and soon gets all juiced up to try some ground unicorn. Which is illegal in America.
“What kind of fucked up thing are you looking to do while you’re here?” the hotel concierge asks Tromp.
“I don’t know,” he says. “I have no idea.”
Soon, he’ll meet a hot T. rex prostitute named Rombo who has plenty of ideas. And he’ll also regret allowing that cameraman to follow him around. Without spoiling too much, let’s just say that the conspiracy behind Tromp’s run for president goes deeper than you would have imagined. And the phrase “milky chaos of dinosaur jizz” makes an appearance.
The big sex scene is exactly what you’ve come to expect from Tingle and his Hugo-nominated prose. You will laugh, but it’d be hot if it happened between anyone other than Donald Tr—, I mean, “Domald Tromp” and a dinosaur gigolo.
The book is just the latest facet of Tingle’s anti-Trump activism. During the debates, he started a fact-checking site that depicted the future president as a thousand space crabs wearing human skin. Earlier this week, he spun that out into Buttbart, a parody of the alt-right website Breitbart.